Mark McConville

It’d be a great time to go to your podcast provider of choice and subscribe to Superego.

Stay frosty.

Not exactly what I had in mind, but it certainly didn’t help.

Michael Richards.

I love the game of hockey.
I can’t stand the culture of hockey.

HALF-BAKED IDEA: Shazam, but for birdsong and whale song. Really, any animal with a song. Help me figure out these warbles and garbles.

Maybe the Olympic Labubus can be part of a swag bag? The humiliation is palpable.

JD Vance gets loudly booed at the Olympics.

Starting a rumor that eating a billionaire gives you the power of flight

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If you need something as dumb as the day is long to take a break from the hellstorm that is this current situation, this might be it.

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I haven't liked to talk about politics on this account. I wanted to have a fun spot for Vikings fans, like me.

Many have been scared of backlash, losing friends or followers... but I am saying clearly:

1 am NOT okay with reckless violence condoned by the Trump Aministration. I am NOT okay with people being murdered in own own communities.

1am NOT okay with people being taken from their homes and families being ripped apart. lam NOT okay with people being denied due process.

Pro Football Hall of Famer John Randle posted a statement about ICE as text overlays on various portraits of himself and I kind of love it

john randle @johnnyrandle93 4h Stand together & love one another X VIKINGS RANDLE 93 Hove Minnesota and stand with my entire community. #iceout

Former barista here- more ice makes your drink more shitty.

🕯️My cousin Brian passed away last night. After a courageous 3 wk stint with ICE. He slipped on a fellow agent’s frozen peepee puddle & somersaulted many times in the air, yelling “yabbada yabbada yabbada” & tragically aspirating (a different) agent’s pee he’d been gargling. He hated women🇺🇸💔

How sour is that dough?

Fine, I’ll do it.

I guess I just don’t know what a horse collar tackle is.

You’re not wrong!

Met a person at a party tonight that is not into Pluribus and I’m honestly considering staying home forever now.

Intriguing idea

a man wearing a hat and a red shirt says they are who we thought they were ! ALT: a man wearing a hat and a red shirt says they are who we thought they were !

I know no one cares about anyone’s fantasy football team, but Jalen Hurts just put up a Rex Grossman on Monday Night Football. I started Hurts tonight, and I started Rex back in 2006, a night that gave us an all-time post-game quote from Denny Green.

NEW RULE- don’t start a QB on Monday Night.

I’m in Vancouver for a Canucks/Minnesota Wild game. Just saw a dude in head to toe Houston Texans gear. Why is that random person at every sporting event ever?

A lady on my flight today was so asleep that a flight attendant checked her pulse when she wouldn’t wake up when it was time to land.

Hi Bluesky.

My wife is in the Macy’s Parade tomorrow.

I’m looking for people who might have an office or apartment on the parade route. Somewhere where I could come and take pictures and watch without wading through the people on the street. I know, I am asking for a miracle…

Why is France the only country that gets their own toast?

Before you remind me of Texas Toast, Texas is no longer a sovereign nation, but for about ten years there, two different countries had their own toasts and maybe the world was a better place, toast-wise.

Was Noah’s Ark the first boat Noah built? Quite the accomplishment, honestly. I don’t think I could build a canoe.

This makes a lot of sense.

Does Jalen Hurts like playing football? Does he enjoy the game? He’s great and a Super Bowl Champion and Super Bowl MVP, but his facial expressions and body language tell me that his loved ones are being tortured by Eagles ownership unless he comes to the stadium once a week.

THE IRON HORSE OF PODCASTS.

HALF BAKED IDEA: The “oops” in Cap’n Crunch’s Oops! All Berries isn’t about an abundance of berries at all. Perhaps it’s the tale of a gruesome and unprecedented industrial accident involving overworked union cereal workers hideously acid-melted beyond recognition in the factory’s non-berry wing.

I have some robust (and admittedly unimportant) opinions about pro sports, but maybe the strongest of all is this:

If your team has Powder Blue uniforms, they should be the primary uniforms.

GIVE ME ALL OF THE POWDER BLUE YOU’VE GOT!