Receiving tutoring outside of school for a GT placement exam says a lot more about privilege than academics.

My husband said he doesn’t believe perimenopause is a real thing. I’ll miss him.

I’ll go first: my HRT has been depleted and I hate everyone. And I’m so itchy.

The new Reading Rainbow guy news is the best thing to happen to social media since Pope Leo was selected.

My life would be 85% happier without the PikMyKid app. And why couldn’t they just spell it pick?!

The casual way a fifth grader describes witnessing a school shooting tells you everything you need to know about living in America.

I can still bend & snap but now the snap is just the sound of my knees.

Women will be like “I needed this” and it’s just fallout from the Coldplay kiss cam and its associated memes.

A weighted vest is the new pumpkin spice addiction for “basic white bitch” hallmark.

My doctor said my shoulder pain can’t be due to perimenopause; I just need to eat more Whole Foods. Shows what she knows. I just ate a whole flatbread and I still hurt.

White Lotus and Nine Perfect Strangers….constantly struggling with the question “is this show good or just weird ?”

Just know that if you ask me to plan a fancy pants bridal luncheon, I’m a petty bitch who will propose a Juggalos theme.

The closest I’ve ever come to starting a trend was joyfully yelling “they’ve got tall boy diet cokes” at Dollar Tree yesterday. People came running.

Apologies to friends and family but my favorite Christmas tradition is listening to @robertwilonsky.bsky.social Ticket special.