Sorry boss, I can't work, I'm watching Kristi Noem do a press conference and she doesn't know she's been shitcanned
05.03.2026 19:30 β π 1435 π 169 π¬ 2 π 5Sorry boss, I can't work, I'm watching Kristi Noem do a press conference and she doesn't know she's been shitcanned
05.03.2026 19:30 β π 1435 π 169 π¬ 2 π 5I, too, think tens of thousands of people should go to prison because sometimes I smell something I don't like
05.03.2026 05:39 β π 2378 π 239 π¬ 141 π 66pretty impressed with how ezra levin & leah greenberg have done things, they set up an infrastructure for organizing & collective action and then pretty much get out of the way
05.03.2026 20:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0so what do we think the chances are the markwayne learned heβs the new DHS director nominee from trumpβs post
05.03.2026 20:07 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0my writing habits are terrible, but one small hack I highly recommend: always end your writing session in the middle of a sentence
05.03.2026 19:42 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0basically threatening my brain that whatever it can come up with in two hours is what gets done
05.03.2026 19:41 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0one thing I tried for a while that worked pretty well (although I need to get back to it) was scheduling shorter writing sessions and treating the end of the session as a hard stop
05.03.2026 19:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0had a clip from a newer episode of Rick & Morty pop up on my YouTube and Iβm sorry to report that Roilandβs performance was in fact essential to the show
05.03.2026 06:08 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0not sure their considerations would apply to this case though, since in this case the *entire* object is occluded
05.03.2026 18:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0had a clip from a newer episode of Rick & Morty pop up on my YouTube and Iβm sorry to report that Roilandβs performance was in fact essential to the show
05.03.2026 06:08 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Tweet from senator Andy Kim wishing constituents a happy Purim. The graphic is New Jersey with lots of Mardi Gras iconography for some reason
oh thatβs notβ
04.03.2026 16:32 β π 584 π 83 π¬ 50 π 106ok maybe we should gatekeep the canon a little bit
05.03.2026 02:11 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0A while ago my parents' smart TV added a "generate an AI screensaver" button and every time I visit I add some kind of strange horse to the rotation
05.03.2026 00:49 β π 45 π 10 π¬ 5 π 1(so the existence of an optimal strategy would imply a solution to the halting problem)
04.03.2026 19:55 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0remembering again the delightful result some researchers proved that magic the gathering does not have an optimal strategy bc they built a deck that simulates a turing machine
04.03.2026 19:25 β π 13 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0as a member of the canadian diaspora what aspect of canadian identity should I get weird about
04.03.2026 18:11 β π 9 π 2 π¬ 4 π 0the third season of Picard was really disappointing but βmiddle-aged Worf gets way too into mindfulnessβ was an inspired choice
04.03.2026 18:27 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0as a member of the canadian diaspora what aspect of canadian identity should I get weird about
04.03.2026 18:11 β π 9 π 2 π¬ 4 π 0Phone text: FYI - you are eligible for Canadian citizenship - let me know if you want the info.
just got this from my mom
04.03.2026 17:36 β π 8 π 1 π¬ 1 π 11. A short thread on a Bluesky phenomenon that might be described as "They are a dead-eyed cultist who must be cast out lest the heresy take root!" OP has blocked me for mocking them - I'd usually obscure their name but since they themselves were quote-dunking to demand someone else be blocked ...
04.03.2026 13:57 β π 658 π 145 π¬ 52 π 79That expression is of a girl making shit up just to fuck with Pete and see how long heβll pretend to understand when she tells him sheβs about to floopborp the turkey buzzard at the mall, later, zlurples.
04.03.2026 14:31 β π 73 π 12 π¬ 12 π 0winner of multiple Guinness World Records
04.03.2026 14:43 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0crazy that the creator of the roblox oof sound has won the texas democratic senate primary
04.03.2026 05:35 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0crazy that the creator of the roblox oof sound has won the texas democratic senate primary
04.03.2026 05:35 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0listen I'm pretty antireligious but if you asked me between an atheist and a hardcore progressive christian who's more likely to turn into some weirdo fundamentalist it's probably the atheist
04.03.2026 05:08 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The New York Times clearly just saying Crockett is a progressive and Talarico is a moderate because Crockett is black and Talarico is white
02.03.2026 15:16 β π 1312 π 217 π¬ 47 π 37
"students should learn to better manage their time to avoid last-minute questions"
sure, ideally
but I submitted a conference abstract a few minutes before the deadline this week. "Learn to avoid procrastination" isn't a learning goal of my classes because I'm not qualified to teach it
lol get rekt
04.03.2026 03:03 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I press delete on a process in Task Manager, that window better close immediately. I don't care if my computer explodes.
03.03.2026 23:55 β π 211 π 16 π¬ 9 π 0
if you try to forget that
"why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side."
is THE go-to example of an overused unfunny joke, it's actually a pretty good anti-joke. i think the biggest thing going against it for my generation is we first heard it at age 5 instead of like, 13.