Devin

Sorry boss, I can't work, I'm watching Kristi Noem do a press conference and she doesn't know she's been shitcanned

I, too, think tens of thousands of people should go to prison because sometimes I smell something I don't like

pretty impressed with how ezra levin & leah greenberg have done things, they set up an infrastructure for organizing & collective action and then pretty much get out of the way

so what do we think the chances are the markwayne learned he’s the new DHS director nominee from trump’s post

my writing habits are terrible, but one small hack I highly recommend: always end your writing session in the middle of a sentence

basically threatening my brain that whatever it can come up with in two hours is what gets done

one thing I tried for a while that worked pretty well (although I need to get back to it) was scheduling shorter writing sessions and treating the end of the session as a hard stop

had a clip from a newer episode of Rick & Morty pop up on my YouTube and I’m sorry to report that Roiland’s performance was in fact essential to the show

not sure their considerations would apply to this case though, since in this case the *entire* object is occluded

had a clip from a newer episode of Rick & Morty pop up on my YouTube and I’m sorry to report that Roiland’s performance was in fact essential to the show

Tweet from senator Andy Kim wishing constituents a happy Purim. The graphic is New Jersey with lots of Mardi Gras iconography for some reason

oh that’s not—

ok maybe we should gatekeep the canon a little bit

A while ago my parents' smart TV added a "generate an AI screensaver" button and every time I visit I add some kind of strange horse to the rotation

(so the existence of an optimal strategy would imply a solution to the halting problem)

remembering again the delightful result some researchers proved that magic the gathering does not have an optimal strategy bc they built a deck that simulates a turing machine

as a member of the canadian diaspora what aspect of canadian identity should I get weird about

the third season of Picard was really disappointing but “middle-aged Worf gets way too into mindfulness” was an inspired choice

as a member of the canadian diaspora what aspect of canadian identity should I get weird about

Phone text: FYI - you are eligible for Canadian citizenship - let me know if you want the info.

just got this from my mom

1. A short thread on a Bluesky phenomenon that might be described as "They are a dead-eyed cultist who must be cast out lest the heresy take root!" OP has blocked me for mocking them - I'd usually obscure their name but since they themselves were quote-dunking to demand someone else be blocked ...

That expression is of a girl making shit up just to fuck with Pete and see how long he’ll pretend to understand when she tells him she’s about to floopborp the turkey buzzard at the mall, later, zlurples.

winner of multiple Guinness World Records

crazy that the creator of the roblox oof sound has won the texas democratic senate primary

crazy that the creator of the roblox oof sound has won the texas democratic senate primary

listen I'm pretty antireligious but if you asked me between an atheist and a hardcore progressive christian who's more likely to turn into some weirdo fundamentalist it's probably the atheist

The New York Times clearly just saying Crockett is a progressive and Talarico is a moderate because Crockett is black and Talarico is white

"students should learn to better manage their time to avoid last-minute questions"

sure, ideally

but I submitted a conference abstract a few minutes before the deadline this week. "Learn to avoid procrastination" isn't a learning goal of my classes because I'm not qualified to teach it

lol get rekt

I press delete on a process in Task Manager, that window better close immediately. I don't care if my computer explodes.

if you try to forget that

"why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side."

is THE go-to example of an overused unfunny joke, it's actually a pretty good anti-joke. i think the biggest thing going against it for my generation is we first heard it at age 5 instead of like, 13.