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@thefuzzymaskedman.bsky.social

Actor/Playwright/Slash-Mark Enthusiast. "(A.J. Ditty) is not a puppeteer." -The New York Times One-third of @worstpossible.world ajditty.com

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05.12.2025 21:26 β€” πŸ‘ 4150    πŸ” 601    πŸ’¬ 66    πŸ“Œ 19

At last, my time has come.

04.12.2025 03:26 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
"I feel bad for you" meme with a boom operator saying "We're having sweetgreen for lunch"

"I feel bad for you" meme with a boom operator saying "We're having sweetgreen for lunch"

Mad Men 4K

03.12.2025 02:07 β€” πŸ‘ 9297    πŸ” 1118    πŸ’¬ 37    πŸ“Œ 26

Nothing makes me happier than imagining the explanations people will have to craft to explain this shirt to their curious family and friends.

02.12.2025 20:14 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

[soul calibur announcer voice] everybody knows you're high, and they're mad at you

02.12.2025 13:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2037    πŸ” 596    πŸ’¬ 32    πŸ“Œ 16

I have not but, after 1941, I'm pretty sure I can survive anything.

02.12.2025 05:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Sure did! Episode should be out this week!

02.12.2025 05:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You would be...surprised!!!!

02.12.2025 05:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is the worst movie I have ever seen.

01.12.2025 22:17 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

I think it's fair to say that without reading Rosencrantz and Guildenstern in high school, I probably wouldn't be writing plays at all. He infuriated me and inspired me, he bored me to tears and thrilled me to my core, he showed me the humanity behind the wit and the wit inherent in humanity. RIP.

29.11.2025 18:24 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A movie marquee advertises for the films Nuremberg in Zootopia 2

A movie marquee advertises for the films Nuremberg in Zootopia 2

really went dark for the sequel

28.11.2025 17:41 β€” πŸ‘ 13764    πŸ” 2112    πŸ’¬ 159    πŸ“Œ 144

CONSUME.

28.11.2025 16:01 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
The Theater with Paul F. Tompkins | What's All This Then | Ep. 30
YouTube video by What's All This Then The Theater with Paul F. Tompkins | What's All This Then | Ep. 30

you should watch the latest episode of my podcast with @pftompkins.bsky.social where we talk about the theatre cause we made the video of this one free πŸ™‚ hope u like it youtu.be/d7pk0HH7Jss

27.11.2025 23:44 β€” πŸ‘ 75    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
A now 36 year old white man wearing a teal button up and a brown hat holding an enormous grey tabby cat like a baby.

A now 36 year old white man wearing a teal button up and a brown hat holding an enormous grey tabby cat like a baby.

36.

27.11.2025 16:42 β€” πŸ‘ 43    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0
NBC's broadcast of the Macy's parade has superimposed the word "FOREIGNER" over the balloon of Mario.

NBC's broadcast of the Macy's parade has superimposed the word "FOREIGNER" over the balloon of Mario.

Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...

27.11.2025 13:40 β€” πŸ‘ 17216    πŸ” 3332    πŸ’¬ 160    πŸ“Œ 188

I drink from mug.

24.11.2025 19:56 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
23.11.2025 15:09 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I think ultimately what I wanted out of Wicked: For Good was Andor in Oz and what I got was Glinda singing that it was time for her bubble to pop.

23.11.2025 05:56 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is one of the wildest things I've ever seen in my life.

21.11.2025 21:04 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

hey instead of reading and sharing some book that sucks by a woman in love with an insane corpse who neither deserves nor needs the coverage, why not instead buy and read MY book. due to me being normal simplicitybook.xyz

17.11.2025 17:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1061    πŸ” 208    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 16
18.11.2025 13:46 β€” πŸ‘ 577    πŸ” 100    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 0

Incredible episode of work from Workers Lit who are absolutely worth your backlog attention as well. Incredible minds

18.11.2025 02:50 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I have been having kind of a very difficult year. One thing that I can depend on and feel good about is my work on Anime Sickos Podcast. It is a unique and hilarious show and I am deeply proud of it and myself as a host and producer. It would kick ass if you could give it a listen.

17.11.2025 21:17 β€” πŸ‘ 156    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 15

Blaring this on loop.

13.11.2025 19:17 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
lady of sophistication @janky_jane
Props to anyone who tries to be fashionable in ireland i wore a red beret once in waterford and someone called me super mario
Andrew Beatty V @AndrewBeatty
Replying to @janky_jane
I once ordered a taxi in Belfast for a night out. The driver pulls up to my house and just says "yer not going out like that. Go back in and change, I'll turn off the metre." | swear I was wearing normal jeans and a normal jacket.

lady of sophistication @janky_jane Props to anyone who tries to be fashionable in ireland i wore a red beret once in waterford and someone called me super mario Andrew Beatty V @AndrewBeatty Replying to @janky_jane I once ordered a taxi in Belfast for a night out. The driver pulls up to my house and just says "yer not going out like that. Go back in and change, I'll turn off the metre." | swear I was wearing normal jeans and a normal jacket.

Matthew @MrWeir
Replying to @janky jane
I once wore a silver jacket to college, turned up late for class, said 'sorry I'm late', lecturer said, 'that's ok' then waited til I was halfway across the front of the full class before following up with 'trouble with the spaceship again was it?'.
Replying to @janky _jane
My sister was in France sporting a new trench coat, thought was so stylish, but went into an Irish bar and got called Inspector Gadget by the first guy that saw her
15:53 β€’ 8/16/21 β€’ Twitter Web App

Matthew @MrWeir Replying to @janky jane I once wore a silver jacket to college, turned up late for class, said 'sorry I'm late', lecturer said, 'that's ok' then waited til I was halfway across the front of the full class before following up with 'trouble with the spaceship again was it?'. Replying to @janky _jane My sister was in France sporting a new trench coat, thought was so stylish, but went into an Irish bar and got called Inspector Gadget by the first guy that saw her 15:53 β€’ 8/16/21 β€’ Twitter Web App

was wearing my super-fashionable short trench coat. My friend took one look at me wearing the jacket and said,
"Where are we off to now. Columbo?"

Eoin O Neill
@eoinjoneill
Replying to @janky_jane
Was wearing a vintage nike jacket in a very long que for drinks at a boxing match when a Belfast lad goes "furk me this is taking forever, your man has been here since the 80's"

was wearing my super-fashionable short trench coat. My friend took one look at me wearing the jacket and said, "Where are we off to now. Columbo?" Eoin O Neill @eoinjoneill Replying to @janky_jane Was wearing a vintage nike jacket in a very long que for drinks at a boxing match when a Belfast lad goes "furk me this is taking forever, your man has been here since the 80's"

Loic Wright
@dufflest
Replying to @janky jane
I wore a suit with a matching tie and pocket square to my first day of work at an advertising company (I thought I was going to be in Mad Men I guess) and the staff sent around and signed a communion card for me with a fiver in it.

EΓ³in O CoileΓ‘in
@L20_MTN
Replying to @janky_jane
I wore a white, wool turtle-neck jumper to the match once and a fella in the pub said 'Where have you parked the U-boat?'.

Loic Wright @dufflest Replying to @janky jane I wore a suit with a matching tie and pocket square to my first day of work at an advertising company (I thought I was going to be in Mad Men I guess) and the staff sent around and signed a communion card for me with a fiver in it. EΓ³in O CoileΓ‘in @L20_MTN Replying to @janky_jane I wore a white, wool turtle-neck jumper to the match once and a fella in the pub said 'Where have you parked the U-boat?'.

nobody does more brutal fashion reviews than the irish

22.11.2024 13:57 β€” πŸ‘ 9202    πŸ” 3368    πŸ’¬ 187    πŸ“Œ 362
The opening text of Master and Commander, but its the style of a Zohran for Mayor poster. "April, 1805. Napoleon is master of Europe. Only the British fleet stands before him. Oceans are now battlefields."

The opening text of Master and Commander, but its the style of a Zohran for Mayor poster. "April, 1805. Napoleon is master of Europe. Only the British fleet stands before him. Oceans are now battlefields."

Yeah :D

09.11.2025 01:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2637    πŸ” 474    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 18
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This person took this when they called the race

05.11.2025 06:07 β€” πŸ‘ 28843    πŸ” 7002    πŸ’¬ 486    πŸ“Œ 882
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Hell yeah

05.11.2025 04:39 β€” πŸ‘ 606    πŸ” 73    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2
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