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Actor/Playwright/Slash-Mark Enthusiast. "(A.J. Ditty) is not a puppeteer." -The New York Times One-third of @worstpossible.world ajditty.com

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Newsom will not be able to win national office, no matter how many marginalized groups he throws under the bus. Cross him off the list now so it doesn’t come down to him as the presidential nominee. We can and should do better!

05.08.2025 04:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1974    πŸ” 232    πŸ’¬ 49    πŸ“Œ 4
Vinny from "My Cousin Vinny" in Ace Attorney style. Dialog reads "Everything that guy said is bullshit"

Vinny from "My Cousin Vinny" in Ace Attorney style. Dialog reads "Everything that guy said is bullshit"

The Judge from "My Cousin Vinny" in Ace Attorney style. Dialog reads: "Are you on drugs?"

The Judge from "My Cousin Vinny" in Ace Attorney style. Dialog reads: "Are you on drugs?"

Mr. Tipton from "My Cousin Vinny" in Ace Attorney style. Dialog reads: "I don't know, I'm a fast cook, I guess."

Mr. Tipton from "My Cousin Vinny" in Ace Attorney style. Dialog reads: "I don't know, I'm a fast cook, I guess."

Mona Lisa  from "My Cousin Vinny" in Ace Attorney style. Dialog reads: "A little? You've been thrown in jail twice!"

Mona Lisa from "My Cousin Vinny" in Ace Attorney style. Dialog reads: "A little? You've been thrown in jail twice!"

My Cousin Vinny: Ace Attorney

Had to finally release this from my head

04.08.2025 07:27 β€” πŸ‘ 5274    πŸ” 2026    πŸ’¬ 72    πŸ“Œ 48

I think this bit is a perfect encapsulation of our entire podcast.

01.08.2025 20:30 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I always try to find the original font but this one unfortunately eluded me. But Mason? One heck of a font!

30.07.2025 23:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I did not like this game but I truly loved the company. Here's to 200 more, lads.

30.07.2025 22:17 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
NYC Mass Shooting Was Nearly Impossible to Prevent, Experts Say

NYC Mass Shooting Was Nearly Impossible to Prevent, Experts Say

Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.

30.07.2025 01:10 β€” πŸ‘ 42899    πŸ” 9600    πŸ’¬ 824    πŸ“Œ 609

This movie genuinely has one of the best action set pieces I've ever seen and, also, Poins.

28.07.2025 18:44 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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New Fancy Movie Time with Brian and A.J. just dropped on Chimes at Midnight (1966), a totemic Shakespeare adaptation that includes an extraordinary Orson Welles performance as John Falstaff and, more importantly, includes an appearance by Prince Hal's friend Poins.

28.07.2025 18:42 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

The children!!!

28.07.2025 16:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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JULY 30, 2025 WILL BE TOO DARK. THAT IS A PROMISE

28.07.2025 10:06 β€” πŸ‘ 109    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 3
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What a lil' climber!!!

26.07.2025 13:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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when they close it all up, I do believe this will go down as the funniest video on the internet

24.07.2025 19:51 β€” πŸ‘ 19216    πŸ” 4240    πŸ’¬ 677    πŸ“Œ 594

hell? yea, brother

24.07.2025 15:54 β€” πŸ‘ 9240    πŸ” 2343    πŸ’¬ 92    πŸ“Œ 48

Josh eatsies me cheesies

23.07.2025 20:10 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

This guy REALLY likes birds.

23.07.2025 19:11 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's my Pip!

21.07.2025 02:08 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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We’re just normal men

17.07.2025 10:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1846    πŸ” 603    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 47

when you, years out from an election, say "i will vote for that triangulating shitbag throwing minorities under the bus because they'll still be better than the other guy" you need to understand that the triangulating shitbag is Watching You: "they'll still vote for me! no need to change course!"

17.07.2025 10:16 β€” πŸ‘ 8120    πŸ” 1569    πŸ’¬ 114    πŸ“Œ 61
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Ep 229 - Oops, All Cold Open is available now!

16.07.2025 18:28 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 3
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Art can't just be a luxury for the few. That requires a city where artists can actually afford to live and create, and where musicians don't just receive recognition but fair pay.

That's what @local802.bsky.social organizes for and I'm so proud to have their endorsement.

16.07.2025 14:07 β€” πŸ‘ 10498    πŸ” 1800    πŸ’¬ 153    πŸ“Œ 118
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Cuomo said he would make affordability a cornerstone of his general-election campaign but would run on the notion that he will actually be able to make the city more affordable while Mamdani will only talk about it. β€œIt’s about not just connecting with the perception of the problem. It’s finding the real solution and then having the ability to do it. You don’t want someone who just connects. That’s step one. What you really want is the problem-solver, and I can actually do that.”

So what would he do on housing affordability? β€œThere is no real answer,”

Cuomo said he would make affordability a cornerstone of his general-election campaign but would run on the notion that he will actually be able to make the city more affordable while Mamdani will only talk about it. β€œIt’s about not just connecting with the perception of the problem. It’s finding the real solution and then having the ability to do it. You don’t want someone who just connects. That’s step one. What you really want is the problem-solver, and I can actually do that.” So what would he do on housing affordability? β€œThere is no real answer,”

Great stuff

15.07.2025 12:21 β€” πŸ‘ 6772    πŸ” 1208    πŸ’¬ 143    πŸ“Œ 141

There’s a nonzero chance you will die from a cancer that could have been curable because people who couldn’t pass 7th grade biology and are scared of things like β€œmRNA” and β€œriboflavin” and β€œwalkable cities” decided to make their ignorance everybody else’s problem

14.07.2025 23:08 β€” πŸ‘ 8361    πŸ” 3435    πŸ’¬ 101    πŸ“Œ 95
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really important stuff happening on the Quorators patreon today patreon.com/quorators

11.07.2025 16:55 β€” πŸ‘ 325    πŸ” 36    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1

E-Bikes have turned out to be hugely liberatory for teenagers trapped in car-oriented suburbia here in San Diego, so of course there's a moral panic about them and an effort to stamp them out in places (like Chula Vista) with conservative government

11.07.2025 01:39 β€” πŸ‘ 337    πŸ” 55    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 6
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The words of a person far more concerned about staking out a position for her own edification than understanding the people at the heart of this

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Let's goooooo!!!!

10.07.2025 04:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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