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A.J. Ditty

@thefuzzymaskedman.bsky.social

Actor/Playwright/Slash-Mark Enthusiast. "(A.J. Ditty) is not a puppeteer." -The New York Times One-third of @worstpossible.world ajditty.com

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sherman, for the love of god!

10.10.2025 01:11 β€” πŸ‘ 3502    πŸ” 1141    πŸ’¬ 78    πŸ“Œ 321

I subscribe to two podcast Patreons and now both of them have covered Into the Woods this fall (listen to both this one and Soundtracker!)

08.10.2025 16:55 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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WATCH: β€˜Portland Frog’ pepper balled by ICE agents

06.10.2025 05:39 β€” πŸ‘ 9097    πŸ” 2302    πŸ’¬ 320    πŸ“Œ 965

Nobody I'd rather gab with about the Wolf and his many, MANY allegations than the great @mattielubchansky.com

08.10.2025 16:45 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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No Good Art Comes From Greed | Defector The packages arrived square and thin and carefully wrapped on Saturday afternoon. There were three of them, but only one was mine. If I could have rejected my package, sent it back from whence it came...

β€œWe don’t have to approach and criticize this album as art, because it isn’t art. The Life of a Showgirl is made of Shein quality rip-offs of other people’s songs that are constructed shoddily and sold in ginormous quantities. Art takes time and care. This is profit. It’s content.”

WHEW.

08.10.2025 00:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1431    πŸ” 238    πŸ’¬ 44    πŸ“Œ 106

I wonder if this means the triumphant return of a certain dentist/oral surgeon/script doctor from Long Island...I wish...

06.10.2025 21:01 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Genius Night poster.

Monday, Oct 20, 7pm
Cafe Mustache
2313 N Milwaukee Ave

Hosted by Josh Watkins
Feat
Tom Harrison
Joe Anderson
Josh Boerman
Donovan Eyre
Lynda Cortez
Sadie Lancrete
and Kevin Johnson with da news quiz

Genius Night poster. Monday, Oct 20, 7pm Cafe Mustache 2313 N Milwaukee Ave Hosted by Josh Watkins Feat Tom Harrison Joe Anderson Josh Boerman Donovan Eyre Lynda Cortez Sadie Lancrete and Kevin Johnson with da news quiz

Hey do you like @bosh.worstpossible.world from @worstpossible.world and @illconceivedpodcast.com? Do you want to see him do live comedy in Chicago in two weeks? Perhaps a stupid live bracket with @dono.bsky.social from Radio Free Tote Bag? Then you must go to GENIUS NIGHT Mon Oct 20 or I'll die

06.10.2025 16:02 β€” πŸ‘ 47    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1
A.J., a white bearded man in a mask, holds a thumbs up to the camera after getting a flu and Covid vaccination.

A.J., a white bearded man in a mask, holds a thumbs up to the camera after getting a flu and Covid vaccination.

We love 2b vaxxed.

06.10.2025 15:49 β€” πŸ‘ 38    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Pippin, a grey tabby, receives chin scritchums from A.J., a bearded white man on a white v neck. A mirror hangs on the wall behind them. They both have their eyes closed.

Pippin, a grey tabby, receives chin scritchums from A.J., a bearded white man on a white v neck. A mirror hangs on the wall behind them. They both have their eyes closed.

Scritchums

06.10.2025 00:00 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I ended up on swifty TikTok and the comments are absolutely killing me. "9th grade slam poetry", [a photo of boiled chicken], "album for cop wives", "If Taylor wrote this that's bad, if ChatGPT wrote this that's worse, and if Travis wrote this I'm actually kind of proud of him".

05.10.2025 07:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2986    πŸ” 313    πŸ’¬ 34    πŸ“Œ 53
Cheeni and Gendry

Cheeni and Gendry

Working on getting my account back but follow me here for now. Proof of identity

05.10.2025 11:23 β€” πŸ‘ 609    πŸ” 39    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 4

i had an opinion about the new tswift record after all
www.patreon.com/posts/140377...

03.10.2025 20:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1145    πŸ” 143    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 42

This guy not wearing a mask makes him the bravest ICE agent and yet is still, like all of them, a pathetic bullying coward. Look at him grab Fuentes, who’s literally just standing there. Look at the hatred in his dumb face.

03.10.2025 19:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2855    πŸ” 476    πŸ’¬ 87    πŸ“Œ 11

One of the funniest live readings I've ever been to in my life. Long live Gurgle, the moistest agent of chaos in fiction.

03.10.2025 19:18 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What a joy to record this episode and talk at length about a movie that answers the question: "what if Treasure Planet was bad?"

03.10.2025 13:37 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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what if Bloodborne was an animated series?

16.09.2024 18:09 β€” πŸ‘ 4942    πŸ” 1725    πŸ’¬ 90    πŸ“Œ 39

May we all feel the joy that this cameraperson felt when they turned around to see the entire class behind them.

02.10.2025 14:34 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

There's an evil version of Marisa Tomei named Warisa Tomei

01.10.2025 16:56 β€” πŸ‘ 59    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

honestly this spectacle today makes me feel better. there's something very obviously physically wrong with trump, and these guys are all just clowns desperate for an audience to unicycle in front of. unserious

30.09.2025 16:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1149    πŸ” 91    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 5

If there's someone doing work out there on the fringes that matters to you, please let them know, because this world is going to tell them the opposite every day.

27.09.2025 12:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1082    πŸ” 327    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 10
A close up of Milky White's face. It is a horror unknown.

A close up of Milky White's face. It is a horror unknown.

What does she know?

27.09.2025 00:06 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A middle school production of Into the Woods. Center are the Baker and Baker's wife, wearing traditional fairy tale clothes and acting for their lives. Behind them is an actor in a cow costume, the expression of which can only be described as "god is dead and we have killed him."

A middle school production of Into the Woods. Center are the Baker and Baker's wife, wearing traditional fairy tale clothes and acting for their lives. Behind them is an actor in a cow costume, the expression of which can only be described as "god is dead and we have killed him."

My youth theater production of Into the Woods looked at "It Takes Two", a song about a married couple falling back in love with each other, and decided the thing it needed most was an unblinking nightmare cow staring directly into the abyss.

27.09.2025 00:02 β€” πŸ‘ 62    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

My boldest theory is he secretly thinks she was his real mom.

26.09.2025 22:19 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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SILENT HILL f

SILENT HILL f

25.09.2025 14:00 β€” πŸ‘ 6449    πŸ” 2717    πŸ’¬ 35    πŸ“Œ 108

I died so many times to the barefoot lady.

23.09.2025 23:03 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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fascism is here and you can no longer find your favorite shows and movies on Poob. it’s not on Poob anymore.

18.09.2025 12:11 β€” πŸ‘ 3446    πŸ” 577    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 19

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH

18.09.2025 01:04 β€” πŸ‘ 222    πŸ” 64    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 4
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RIP Robert Redford

16.09.2025 13:53 β€” πŸ‘ 406    πŸ” 84    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 7

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