Wax Pack Glam

Actress Gina Gershon in a seminude photo of her as Cristal Connors in the 1995 film Showgirls. Presented as a parody of a 1995 Topps baseball card.

Gina Gershon, 1995 Topps Baseball style.

First the hailstones, then the boreworms.

Meta is unhealthy, Xitter is too chaotic, Tumblr is broken beyond repair, Pillowfort is zero fun, Imaglr is basically newBDSMlr... Bsky has been the imperfect happy medium. Really friendly, funny and wildly diverse crowd here, annoyances are easy to avoid. Been having a pretty good time.

This is awesome!

Hey! Miss you around here.

Used that exact card for the template!

'80s pin-up Donna Ewin posing nude right out of the bathtub. Presented as a parody of a 1987 Topps baseball card.

Donna Ewin, 1987 Topps Baseball style.

Ruby LaRocca, Topps GPK style.

'80s pin-up Barbie Nix (aka Angela Blackman and Sally Lyle) posing nude on a yellow blanket in the sand for The Latent Image. Presented as a parody of a 1985 Topps hockey card.

Barbie Nix, 1985-86 O-Pee-Chee/Topps Hockey style.

Sandy Greenberg as Maxine Legroom, a sexy spoof of '80s computerized personality Max Headroom from the January 1987 issue of Playboy. Presented as a parody of a !986 Topps Max Headroom sticker.

Sandy Greenberg, Topps Max Headroom sticker style.

Buxom '70s pin-up Arlene Bell posing nude with bosoms in hand. Presented as a parody of a 1974 Topps Evel Knievel card.

Arlene Bell, Topps Evel Knievel style.

Thank you!

'70s pin-up Marie-Helena Perrot posing nude in leather boots and beads. Presented as a parody of a 1973 Topps basketball card with Parisians as team name.

Marie-Helena Perrot, 1973-74 Topps Basketball style.

Cult legend Laura Gemser posing nude under a red cape. Presented as a parody of a 1980 Topps Empire Strikes Back card.

Laura Gemser, Topps Empire Strikes Back style.

'60s pin-up legend Michelle Angelo posing topless. Presented as a parody of a 1968 Topps baseball card.

Michelle Angelo, 1968 Topps Baseball style.

Late '70s Mayfair model Jenny Sewell posing nude in garters. Presented as a parody of a 1981 Donruss baseball card.

Jenny Sewell, 1981 Donruss Baseball style.

Mysterious mid '60s European pin-up Tina Maysen (conflicting features mention her as German, English or Romanian) posing nude for French magazine Plaisir. Presented as a parody of a 1964 Topps football card with Mod Mystiques and Gogo Girl (a reference from another German pictorial).

Tina Maysen, 1964 Topps Football style.

Miss May 1973 Anulka Dziubinska posing nude against a red background. Presented as a parody of a 1972 Topps basketball card with Playboy as team name.

Anulka Dziubinska, 1972-73 Topps Basketball style.

Barbara Crampton, 1985 Topps WWF style.

Head on over to Reel Obscure for a lively examination of Re-Animator!

Erica Boyer posing in a futuristic setting in fishnets and heels, from a late '80s Hustler pictorial. Presented as a parody of a 1989 Topps Hockey card.

Erica Boyer, 1989-90 O-Pee-Chee/Topps Hockey style.

Late night cable legend Kira Reed posing nude for Danni in a dungeon and, uh, flossing her nethers with a whip? Presented as a parody of a 2000 Bowman Chrome football card.

Kira Reed, 2000 Bowman Chrome Football style.

I think I know which one you're talking about... was Julia Parton in it?

This is really becoming my favorite CMC subset. The logo, fonts, data box and choice of screenshots are all perfect and even more Fleer flavored than the original V design.

'80s British pin-up legend Tina Shaw posing nude in the ocean for Parade magazine. Presented as a parody of a 1986 Donruss baseball card.

Tina Shaw, 1986 Donruss Baseball style.

'90s pin-up Sasha Vinni posing in a bamboo jungle studio set nude with striped body paint. Presented as a parody of a 1993 Topps baseball card with Wild Things as team name.

Sasha Vinni, 1993 Topps Baseball style.

Cult film queen Edy Williams posing nude in a pool for a 1973 Playboy pictorial by her then-husband Russ Meyer. Presented as a parody of a 1973 Topps hockey card.

Edy Williams, 1973-74 O-Pee-Chee/Topps Hockey style.

'70s French erotic glamour legend Sylvia Diams in an blissful explicit riding pose. Presented as a parody of a 1976 Topps basketball card with team name Erotiques and preserving the the exact dimensions of the unusually taller card size.

Sylvia Diams, 1976-77 Topps Basketball style.
*Explicit!*

'60s Swedish pin-up Vivi Kraik posing nude outdoors in a lush green environment. Presented as a parody of a 1970 Topps football card with Laplanders as team name.

Vivi Kraik, 1970 Topps Football style.

My thoughts 100% to all your points, especially trying to include some kind of special heads up for stronger material that may put off some people. Thank you for all that!

Certainly more sensitive than Tumblr's, but at least Bsky is permissive and doesn't shuffle your account to faceless shadowban limbo. And thankd for the feedback, it felt like there was always some exhausting discourse about "glamour vs porn" brewing on Twitter that thankfully didn't carry over.