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Gross.

Leopards won't eat my voting rights.

They can't be in danger, they have mobile phones and flat screen TVs.

They also nail the ending which is rare these days.

"In their view" is doing a lot of heavy lifting isn't it?

He must have run out of asylum seekers to demonise or Trans toilets to close. Gotta get that popularity lower.

We don't know because we cannot hear them speak due to the ball gags in their mouths, the little gimp bitches.

Have to attack Iran because they have nukes. Can't attack Russia because they have nukes. Make that make sense.

Kier Starmer bends over, grabs his ankles and asks Donald Trump how many F35s the President would like to park up there. Pathetic.

Couples who do war crimes together, stay together.

She’s learnt her lesson about wanting hotels full of foreigners and immigrants being burnt down. See. Prison does work

Nobody has explained to me why the Hungry Hungry Hippos were hungry.

SMB3 is a theatre show, so everything is a stage prop.

If you're talking about Trump's war crimes, you're not talking about his kid fucking. Mission Accomplished.

Exactly, I saw them in the shop and tried to figure out how half of one of those would work in a toaster. Then read, "eat cold". No M&S, i don't think will descend to that level of psychopathy.

Main Wallgreens had beer, mixers and wine. Little Wallgreens attached but with separate front door just sold spirits. Mad.

Orlando, Florida.

As a Brit, I was fascinated that I had to go out of Wallgreens and enter a separate door into a smaller Wallgreens next door to buy a bottle of Rum to go with my Ginger Ale sold in the main Wallgreens. That's some weird shit.

Howdy.

At least Dick Cheney put the pinocchio leg work in and gave plausibility deniability to at least the room temperature IQ voters. This fucking guy isn't even trying. Everyone knows this is a bullshit attack without any defensive argument.

We wouldn't be so lucky if the Iranians nailed that little dog fucker Tommy Robinson in his Dubai holiday home.

There is always a tweet.

Americans have more chance of being shot in the face by ICE than dying to Iranian state sponsored terrorism.

Yep they'll Biden him and Labour's Kamela won't have time to mount a proper campaign. The only decisions they make are the ones they default to when time runs out.

Gripper Stebson and a bully picking on a child.

OPERATION STOP TALKING ABOUT TRUMP FUCKING KIDS ON THAT ISLAND

I'm sure Starmer bent over, grabbed his ankles and asked Trump how many F35s America would like to park up there.

In Vietnam, we preferred Cao lầu from Hoi An to the Bun Cha. It has a really unusual chewy noodle.

An unprovoked attack, no congressional approval, a betrayal of the "America first" and "peace president" bullshit he has an electoral mandate for. Is one tiny blood clot in the wrong place too much to ask?