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Nobody will be surprised when Jewish homes explode right?

Sliders are tiny burgers,

Except that happened to the Conservatives but a the national level and Jenrick has gone super fash since then and Kemi is leading as if to impress her army of Russian Twitter bot followers. Labour will double down on giving reach arounds to Reform voters.

Beyond satire. How is this clown anywhere near power? Very hard to defend democracy after two Trump presidencies.

Not unless he already gave Alaska back to daddy Vlad.

Americans accept thousands of dead kids from school shootings because they claim their 2A rights are more important. They finally get a perfect example of government tyranny and the guys who take their AR15 to Starbucks have all fucking disappeared.

Supermarket tomatoes taste like sour water and regret.

Isle of Wight tomatoes from Ocado are pretty good.

Sliced Buffalo Mozzarella, Sliced good quality tomatoes, salt the tomatoes. A few leaves of torn basil. Drizzle the lot with good quality olive oil.

The best way to understand the 1980s is to assume everybody involved in every story has done copious quantities of cocaine.

Tuesday is Burger Club day in Spoons too. How did an AI not know this?

Me looking for the AI predicted civil war a week later...

Wasn't the usp of version 5 that it redirected queries to different models based on estimated complexity?

Would you categorise the issues as early symptoms of model collapse?

The minimum qualifications for joining the MET need looking at…

This is why Jury Equity/Jury Nullification exists. Hopefully nobody will be convicted.

There's a certain irony that Yvette Fielding disliked Biddy Baxter so much, yet she's the only Blue Peter presenter who can still hear from her.

England only riots when the KFC runs out.

The future we were promised. Not a single LLM spewing fash meme slop using stolen art to be seen. Glorious.

Democrat, Republican, or Orange Clown. Arrest all the peados and all who protect them including this couch fucking nonce.

A man with a spectacular 1970s mullet, wearing big wellies and a v-neck jumper over a T-shirt, looks at camera as he stands on a boat which is itself standing on the muddy bottom of an empty canal. He is holding up an enormous wooden plug on a long chunky chain

Today is the 47th anniversary of this clearly unimprovable photo, from a story so absurd that it shouldn’t be true, but is: the day a team of workers from British Waterways pulled the plug out of the Chesterfield Canal, and all the water emptied out

The only good fash is a bleeding fash.

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Fantastic images here!
Soul train: An eight-year ride on the New York subway.
Photographer Willy Spiller was spellbound when he first saw the ‘great human menagerie’ in 1977.
His dazzling images are now a time capsule for a lost, thrilling and dangerous world
www.theguardian.com/artanddesign...

Thousands of kids were fined for illegally downloading copyright mp3s in the early 00s, yet these fuckers thought they could build a new industry by copying all the things for free.

Made another one for the literal films challenge on B3ta

He's won the lobotomized vote people.

Also explains why the flag and dog fucking imbeciles who've never read a book, have limited language and intellectual abilities and anything that doesn't fit in their little boxes of 3rd grade level understanding scares them into wanting to burn it down.

Possibly. Thai has had a third gender (Kathoeys) for ages and they have one of the most complex languages on Earth. The more complex the language, the more nuance you can apply to understanding the world without the need for grouping things in less accurate existing categories.

Nature people, why was this tiny bird waking me up this morning by trying to eat the silicone rubber from my window frames? Is it some ornithological delicacy? Also, what sort of bird is it?

Creating a third class of person without any human rights is some straight up backwards shit you'd see in India or the middle east. It's indefensible. Labour are building a caste system with transexual people at the bottom.