The microwave should have some sort of sensor to let itself know whether you are standing in front of it. That way, it won't beep when it hits zero. You are already in front of it, you know when it's done.

They should make snack packs in dinner size

I made you believe eating the skin of a honeydew was good... 😆

It's a complete devaluation of how people view other people.

It's egg Friday! Been a full work week since TFG arrived in office. Not cheaper yet. I do love how terrible these eggs are rated though.

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Do you ever wonder how many houses you pass by have people locked in the basement?

Watching Chopped on Food Network. All I want to do is go on that show and take all the random nonsense ingredients and make a smoothie. I'd spend 6 minutes of the 20 minute round making it. And then just spend the last 14 minutes staring at the judges, savoring their fear over having to try it.

What the world is missing part two. Waffle House, but it's set up like a hibachi restaurant. We could all sit down and a crack head on the flat top grill could throw sausage in our mouths and make us breakfast. Thanks for coming to my TED talk :)

What the world is missing is an airport drink package. Spirit airlines has those ridiculous layovers. So to pass the time, they should sell a drink package. Just unlimited drinks. Would make the layover and the subsequent flight much more enjoyable. Thank you for coming to my TED talk :)