Three tiny Robs in a trenchcoat

It only has seven legs.

Obviously this is proof of their innocence.

Cool!

Yeah, I can't imagine hitting a softball baseball distances. Kind of a lot of mass to move there.

Anyways, very cool story. Thanks!

Honest question, bc I don't actually know (I'm kind of a dunce).

Truist seems like a hitters park; 325 feet to left, 335 to right.

But can you go yard at those distances playing softball?

I'm not sure what average softball field sizes are.

Truist Park?

Cool, proud of her and the teams.

Yep.

YouTube video by OscarOsR The Mamas & The Papas - Monday Monday

Monday, Monday.

Can't trust that day.
youtu.be/h81Ojd3d2rY?...

Fucking spineless democrats are going to kill the Affordable Care Act, aren't they?

Godammit.

I can't say with any certainty but I'm pretty sure my Grandfather owned one alarm clock his whole life.

To any genZ out there?

We were just as grumpy as you were 20 years ago..

We just hid it better.

Love,
Gen X

Ridiculously cute cat.

Anyways, here's my new fren.

*pouts*

I don't wanna go to work tomorrow.

This is bullshit.

I'm broke, but I'm happy
I'm poor, but I'm kind

YouTube video by Alanis Morissette Alanis Morissette - Hand In My Pocket (Official 4K Music Video)

People joke about Alanis Morissette not knowing the definition of "Irony."

Bitch, that album went like 17☆ platinum.

I still rock it from time to time, unashamed
youtu.be/CUjIY_XxF1g?...

Have women not figured out what a fucking handkerchief is?

Where is your Op-ed decrying the gutting of Teen Vogue's political coverage?

Get loud, fuckers. We need you.

No one respects him.

Other than his $$$ amount.

That's all he has.
Everyone in his life hates him.

*shrugs*
Fuck that guy. I don't give a shit how much money he gifts himself. No one likes him.

Not one single person gives a shit about Elon Musk.

Nobody. And I know that hurts him.

Good.

You remember how excited you were as a child when the ice cream truck came around and you paid like $1 for a Bomb Pop?

Imagine a Taco Bell truck came rolling by your office on some random Tuesday at 1:30 in the afternoon.

YouTube video by David Bowie David Bowie - I'm Afraid of Americans (Official Music Video) [4K Upgrade]

Take some good photos.

Eat some good food.

Go see a small band no one has ever heard of in some dive bar.

And safely esconce yourself away.
I'm afraid of Americans
youtu.be/LT3cERVRoQo?...

Also, props on owning a flat with a dryer in 2025.

Like looking into the windows of the rich

/kidding

You're still guilty.

I am just a worthless liar.
I am just an imbecile.
I will only complicate you.
Trust in me and fall as well.
I will find a center in you.
I will chew it up and leave,
I will work to elevate you
just enough to bring you down.

Trust me.

I basically have two options right now.

One, is cook up some chicken nuggets in the air fryer, then take a nap.

Two, is just revisit option one, but with happy dog videos on youtube.

So.... I mean? The United States just doesn't have a government anymore?

The fuck are ya'll doing?

I mean, yeah, I love my niece.

But she also barfed up a stomach full of Froot Loops on our way to the Aquarium 19 years ago. And I still haven't fully forgiven her for that.

Every person reading this comment that owns a dryer right now has unfolded laundry they're not dealing with.

They make your head look conical.

GAH!!
Velshi, do... I don't know? Something different than those glasses?

Pretty clear day this morning

I should have put "working" in quotes.

I didn't do shit.