Riley Read-Only's Avatar

Riley Read-Only

@rileyreadonly.bsky.social

I’m a software engineer at one of Canada’s top tech companies with really good TC. Internet veteran. (((Club Member))). Respectable account.

734 Followers  |  31 Following  |  25 Posts  |  Joined: 10.04.2023
Posts Following

Posts by Riley Read-Only (@rileyreadonly.bsky.social)

First date with my ex was at this fountain. Cool huh

02.07.2023 04:00 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Who need they blueskussy ate

02.07.2023 03:51 — 👍 18    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
Post image

Me and who?

24.04.2023 08:40 — 👍 13    🔁 0    💬 4    📌 0

You want a girl who’s noisy in bed? I graduated in computer science sudo-cum-loud

17.04.2023 00:22 — 👍 22    🔁 0    💬 5    📌 0

I’m really falling off on twitter. Time to start over again here. So. What do you guys think is happening rn on twitter?

16.04.2023 08:10 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Karaoke tn in sf?

15.04.2023 04:26 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Ffffffuck 😓

13.04.2023 05:47 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Twitter is like the Ross Dress for Less of apps. Everyone there is a little bit off or damaged in some way

13.04.2023 05:19 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

6’1 blonde handsome fit smart mech eng chad. I felt nothing tho, cause my heart has shriveled up and died like a lemon you forget in your pantry for 7 months

12.04.2023 07:43 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 4    📌 0

I went on a date tonight for the first time since August

12.04.2023 07:20 — 👍 22    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

I thought we were calling them skeets

11.04.2023 03:21 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yep, nature at its finest

11.04.2023 03:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Post hog already

11.04.2023 03:15 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I ran out of material in like September

11.04.2023 02:22 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Hmm yeah I don’t remember how that goes

11.04.2023 01:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh no pls don’t arrest me blue sky officer 😓🤜🤜

11.04.2023 01:01 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

Do you need devs? I have a job already but I do stuff for free sometimes when I really want certain features

11.04.2023 00:43 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Female orgasm has no business feeling better than the male orgasm, it barely serves an evolutionary purpose

11.04.2023 00:39 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Bro, what’s the deal with orgasms. Like wtf. Why on earth does the female orgasm exist and why’s it so good

11.04.2023 00:35 — 👍 14    🔁 0    💬 5    📌 0

Is this a safe space to talk about orgasms?

11.04.2023 00:32 — 👍 28    🔁 0    💬 7    📌 0
Post image

How do you pronounce this yogurt brand? I always say “faggee”

10.04.2023 21:17 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

But sunny blue skies is when we need them most

10.04.2023 19:18 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I just can’t be a pervert anymore on twitter. This app is such a relief. A real load off ya know?

10.04.2023 09:01 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Bro I don’t even remember, it’s been so long since I’ve seen a penis

10.04.2023 08:53 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Man I like this little app. All my friends are here. It’s like a group chat

10.04.2023 08:39 — 👍 24    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

bluesky so far ahead they got 2 roons in here

10.04.2023 07:08 — 👍 32    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0