Helli⭕️n Raiser

FACTS. And the American Jewish community needs to get collectively clear-minded about this. These are not our friends.

As always, the grunts get blamed for the sins of the leaders

He’ll get in line.

YouTube video by NPR Music De La Soul: Tiny Desk Concert

Happy De La Day Bluesky!!!

youtu.be/5AVYDHTOixU

“We have always been at war with Eastasia.”

friend sent this over from the other place and unfortunately I did laugh

The way I came *running* to the comments for the pattern!! Thank you!!

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Greg this morning

Trump is going to show up and insult all of them except the MAGAs.

it’s March 2 and it’s bullshit

yeah, just turn that shit back off and read a book. it’s not good.

He had just discovered (thru conversation, not show and tell) that boys and girls have different equipment for peeing. He was absolutely. horrified. and yelled really loud “but you’re supposed to have a 🍆!! I don’t want girls to miss them!!”

so yeah we’ve never been back.

oh my god

“Together we stand,
Divided we fall.”

17 did something similar when he was 3, only it was in a crowded ice cream shop. We’ve never been back.

Everything streamlined? Rightsized? Common-sense?

This administration looooves those words

It’s fucking snowing here I hate you

do you know how hard it is to find buttons in the year of our Lord 1996?!?! I spent an entire week tracking these down. You take what you can find!! And this is DC, most buttons are political!!

They would lay off me, and then a couple of months later, “Hellion Raiser, we need to talk …” 🤬

I had alllllmost that exact discussion with my manager. “Hellion Raiser, we need to talk about your flair.” Only it was because my buttons all had drug refs or political refs which were against the rules, to which I would always say,

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When Office Space came out I literally Leo’ed

I would change my name, lose my phone, and move to an island for 5 years if I filed something like this in a circuit court

unless you were back of house in which case none of this makes any sense to you 😂

Ayyy fellow w/w!! Did you get OTLEd today?? 😂 Stripes clean? Hat crazy? 12 pieces of flair in place?

(my hometown has been the murder capital IDK how many times)

Nextdoor is crazyyyyy

I live in fkn Mayberry. Seriously this is like the safest town in America, but on Nextdoor, you’d think that this was a crime-infested hellhole. I am constantly laughing at the Karens and telling them they have no idea what it’s like to live in an actually dangerous place

not me allowing myself the faintest, most infinitesimal glimmer of hope that we might get some new daft punk

Omg 😂 You’re right, you need to avoid super glue for the rest of your life

YouTube video by Daft Punk Daft Punk - Human After All (Official Music Video)

Assuming you saw they just randomly dropped a new music video on their YouTube last week

youtu.be/UsXubuXq1lM

I would have blacked out for real