Helli⭕️n Raiser

indeed

He is a reflection of his district

How does one superglue a finger to a tongue

If you ever needed to define “snapped,” this is it

And yet, a vast majority of journalists are still on Twitter which is one of the worst offenders in that area.

sounds like your therapist thinks that all men are like the ones in her office

I heard Smells Like Teen Spirit on the classic rock station 6 or 7 years ago

I have chosen my career poorly

Imagine the families of those servicemembers seeing that.

Like, you didn’t know them and they’re like “drive me across the country”?!!! Glad you said no. That guy would have been a nightmare to be trapped in a car with.

My only celeb airport encounter was the Black Eyed Peas were in front of us in the luggage check-in line at Schiphol airport. They weren’t huge then (this was in early 2002) so they were grumpily shoving their bags along with their feet with the rest of us 😂

Incredible they were playing the 9:30 just 4 years ago

wut

There were a lot of people who just said fuck it and hit the road. Couldn’t say I blamed them. My parents had friends who drove from CA to TN. Said it was kind of cathartic, they stopped at all the roadside attractions and spread some money around and just enjoyed the Americana of it all.

Yeah he flew out of BWI and the security line was 3 hours long. He said they practically crawled up his asshole.

Someone else pointed out that there’s a DHS shutdown, which means TSA agents may be sicking out at times … leave plenty of time, more than you usually do.

OH. Right 🤦‍♀️

Were there changes at the airport that aren’t good, or just general nerves which is completely understandable?

My husband flew 3 weeks after 9/11. I was absolutely petrified.

A good name for a good boy ❤️

His name is Trevor 🥹

Cuba

seriously

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Love this for you

I always say, I wonder what I’m gonna do that’s going to put my kids in therapy. You can’t be perfect 100% of the time, and sometimes you don’t know that you’re doing something that they’ll think about for the rest of their lives.

I’m a little suspicious of this video. I don’t know if Iranians are going to be shooting off fireworks and yelling joyfully in the streets while they’re actively being bombed. There’s also no evidence of any military activity in this video but we know it’s ongoing.

I understand this. I’m torn. This is unconstitutional and morally wrong and innocents are dead and I hate Trump for it but also goddamn I’m not even a little bit sorry to see Khamenei sent to his just reward.

I go through withdrawal every time I leave New York.

I grew up on Lender’s bagels, thinking those were fine. The first time I had a New York bagel must be how the ancient humans felt when they discovered how to make fire.

Oh come on, who doesn’t love tearing ass across Queens to catch a flight. I know I do.