Jonathan Kay

Hey BBC radio news, why do you think I need to know what Chris Philp thinks every single fucking day?

Rapidly losing interest in this Premier League thing #lufc

The worst rule in modern rugby is a guy going with one hand for the ball, clearly trying to catch it but knocking on being an automatic yellow card. Zero nuance, kills games, can't stand it #FravRSA

Cannot wait to read Robert Kitson this week

Forward pass from Freeman to Earl and then Genge didn't ground it #engfij #tier1bias

Borthwick hopes England can emulate Bazball mentality for autumn series England’s rugby players are seeking to emulate the Bazball ethos of their cricketing counterparts in the runup to the forthcoming Ashes series

www.theguardian.com/sport/2025/o...

The talk up that Robert Kitson gives England before every international series before they stink the place is one constant I can cling to in life

'England ready to go Bazball!'

Final score: England 9-15 Australia

Hoping Tanaka is the exception to that

Have spent a fair bit of time in the US this year and vegan/plant based options even in the major cities were v sparse. Also, 98% of convenience food, sandwiches etc all have cheese. It's pretty annoying!

I'm terrified the Meercat from Compare the Market will outlive me

Top Gun, I'll never do it

Japan has a wrestling camp for kids where at the end they have a show match in front of their parents to show off what they learned.

Thought you'd enjoy this.

Thank you Fortune Cookie, it's September 22nd

Thank you Fortune Cookie, it's September 22nd

Do you think unbending Clippy until he was a long piece of metal would be painful for him. Or do you think it would cause him to feel a great sense of relief

I'd vote for that last option just to see how quickly they can get up and down at PMQs

Why Manchester United have been better than their results With just two Premier League wins since the start of April, it seems only a fool would say that Manchester United have been improving under Ruben Amorim…and yet that's exactly what the stats suggest.

www.bbc.com/sport/footba...

BBC Sport doing a fine job as Head of PR for Scum #lufc

He was late to a meeting to address his timekeeping...

So we're now in 'some c*nt on a free' territory #lufc

It looks like they caught him having a piss in the corner

Bielsa would have walked if they'd given him a transfer window like that #lufc

Was always gonna be a shit show once they said it was gonna be for more than just objective things like offside & goal line tech. It works so well in cricket, rugby, tennis etc for that reason. The people running football were always gonna fuck this up

I imagine they are currently putting in bids for Hamer and Buendia

We would have workshopping jokes about Willy and Harder for days, saved us all a lot of hassle

Some people have an incredibly low bar for what they consider a confession

'There'll be no signing Fotos Ioannidis, I'll tell the children'
#lufc

Is everything ok babe? You've barely touched your Schindler's List leggings

I used to not mind Hinchcliffe, mainly coz he wasn't Goodman but my god he's terrible, it's like he's watching a different game #lufc

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Who did he turn down??