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Loza Loves tanks

@lozalovestanks.bsky.social

I don't exist, if I did I'd love the government. I believe everything I'm told, I don't need to think they'll do it for me.

34 Followers  |  16 Following  |  170 Posts  |  Joined: 23.11.2024  |  1.7464

Latest posts by lozalovestanks.bsky.social on Bluesky

Idk who the dude is but she's cute ❀️

01.04.2025 19:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am not sexy: I have big grey eyes and many unsettling things to say

01.04.2025 19:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈI love the government and believe everything they tell me πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

01.04.2025 19:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Gotta stay away from cali βœŠπŸ˜”

12.03.2025 17:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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So I have DID and part of that is amnesia. I just found out one of us almost had soup for lunch and didn't tell anyone. (Pic related, it's the soup)

10.03.2025 01:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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How it feels to be constantly stressed 24/7

03.02.2025 23:11 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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He actually did do a lot of good in office, but since the USA probably will whip the nay nay real soon I guess it doesn't make a difference now.

23.01.2025 15:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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How I feel in the clurb where we all fam

23.01.2025 15:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with a ring on his finger is looking at the camera ALT: a man with a ring on his finger is looking at the camera

Soviets trying not to slap naval guns on heavy tanks for five seconds

23.01.2025 01:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Is there a joke here I'm missing? I'm
Very good at not understanding things, one of my defining skills

22.01.2025 18:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love how this photo kinda implies that death is like a scorned father or something

22.01.2025 18:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have had enough "one in a lifetime" experiences

22.01.2025 18:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So relatable

22.01.2025 18:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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How it feels to drive a Panzer-2C in war thunder

#warthunder

22.01.2025 18:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

An M1 Abram's wrote this ❀️

22.01.2025 18:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Didn't realize they had pike noses so early, very cool Christie

22.01.2025 18:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

So I know I'm a little dumb, but for a solid 5 seconds I thought this was an advertisement for EATING CHARCOAL

22.01.2025 18:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Just a reminder that these posts are as made with as much silliness and as little seriousness as I'm legally allowed to give. ❀️

This image will be funny to exactly 1 person.

08.01.2025 18:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*shakes a magic 8-ball like it owes me money* "tell me the name of god you little shit!"

08.01.2025 18:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Coolest? No idea, but I do love a T-34-85

04.01.2025 23:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Haha, iconic. Thanks (before anyone jumps down my throat I know this is all a joke)

04.01.2025 20:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Holy shit I'm doing a discourse by posting stupid ass cat photos

04.01.2025 18:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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If I ever take the world seriously I am
1. Depressed
2. Being dumb

04.01.2025 17:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Finally, the panzer 3.5

04.01.2025 17:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Iconic

04.01.2025 17:16 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dude I'm just having fun, I'm not gunna remember anything about this interaction. I know everything has to be super serious, but it doesn't. So please, person named after CIA mind control program, in the words of of michel Jackson "he he"

04.01.2025 17:14 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Pic Unrelated: the 2012 hit song "California gurls" has a line that essentially translates to "we'll melt your dicks off"

#california

04.01.2025 16:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

SABOT stands for Sexy Ass Bitch Obsessed (with) tiddies

04.01.2025 02:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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