Sir Lucious Left Foot 🕺🏿

Ik this the “right” way to close it but it still gives caveman energy to do this 😣

homer simpson from the simpsons is standing in front of a grassy field . ALT: homer simpson from the simpsons is standing in front of a grassy field .

Hey maybe she knew what she wanted 🤷🏿‍♂️ I just knew I wanted to be outta there as soon as that came up

Make SpongeBob references at 30 🤷🏿‍♂️

Got her number 1 day. She called me over to hit like 2 days later. We went to Chili’s the next day to actually try get to know each other and after the date she asked “what are we?”. Mf put the flash to shame how fast she was moving

I do think a lot of factors play into that heterosexual number though like gender, intention, financial status, and popularity though 🤷🏿‍♂️

Straight as in heterosexual? Like 25%
Straight as in heteroromatic? Like 85%

I get back on here and start answering questions on #questionsky like I’m trying to get my biography wrote 😂

My family is the people who live in the house with me everybody else is secondary and I do mean EVERYBODY

Diet/zero sugar drinks and 10k steps a day….. Lost 30lbs in the the past 3 1/2 months and I heavily put value into that being the reason, because my diet and gym routine of both been questionable during this run 😮‍💨

My son picked out all his clothes to match mine…. Now the menace barley wanna keep pants on 🙄

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If I could do my wedding over this would be the song to our 1st dance 🔥

You got a big boy job, you know what liquor to drink/not to drink, you really value that nap 😫 it’s like self actualization 2.0

Nah niggas just can’t comprehend what they read no more that’s the issue 🙂‍↕️

Everyday I don’t go to the gym in the morning I hate myself when it’s time to go in the afternoon 🥲

Them folks 🤚🏻 be tripping sometimes but everything else raw down here 🔥🔥🔥

Watching my son Naruto run and do a kamehameha at 4… I know 1000% as a grown ass adult I’ll make your kid lesser than dirt if I even get a hint you making mine feel bad for being him 💯

Resellers are officially out of control and atp I respect you more if you got some high quality reps rather than cashing out 1k for a $200 drop

“You got alot of that already” gotta be top 3 some of the most miserable/hating shit I have ever seen someone on the internet type and it ain’t 2 or 3

I might jump back into it off of this alone 🔥

a man in a black hoodie is saying it do be facts tho . ALT: a man in a black hoodie is saying it do be facts tho .

You ain’t lying 🤷🏿‍♂️

💔💔💔💔

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I don’t feel that’s fair for the kids so let me go please

I ain’t got too my elementary programs in me… I be in these bleachers getting a good nap 😭😭😭

Np! Thank you for wanting to put the effort in for somebody 🫶🏿

By really providing that safe space

Most black men go into the world and fight everyday. Providing a space for that black man to come express himself freely and also be heard without it being used as a weapon against him in the future will mean the world to that man’s mental health 👌🏿

Suits:La just started last night and it looks like it’s gonna be just as good as the original 🤌🏿

Hmmmmm so basic hygiene is the conversation of the morning 😪 good morning I guess 🤷🏿‍♂️

CAUSE NIGGAS ARE STINKY N MUSTY

Nikki: *swerves hard af for nothing*
Me: 😳
Nikki: what???

And this why I drive everywhere because tf you mean what!?!?