Wes Titman

Fingers crossed!

Thanks 🥺🫂

And can that break not be a broken ear drum?

Waking up at 5:30am thinking there’s air raid sirens going on but why would it only be in one ear? 😭

Can I please catch one (1) singular break? Pretty please?

Never say things like “man I couldn’t possibly feel worse” when you’re sick because the universe will laugh and then give you tinnitus in one of your ears for your foolish hubris

If you stayed at the Hyatt Regency in Seattle this weekend, maybe consider getting your car checked out! A friend had their catalytic converter stolen after parking in their garage!

Caught me absolutely fucked up 💀

Oh goddamnit lmfao. Throwing it on the pile. Ugh the fic is really getting good 🙈

This WIP has me by the short & curlies ngl

This isn’t even the first time I cried at this one

Link for any interested parties. You think I wouldn’t provide the link? I would not leave you like this

a man with a mustache is laughing with his mouth open and his eyes closed . Alt: Pedro Pascal crying gif

An AU where Shane is playing for Boston with Ilya and so they fool around even more frequently in the closet but Ilya meets Shane’s parents much earlier on and he goes to their cottage in the summer but he and Shane are both VERY in the closet and somehow the Hollanders love Ilya anyway—

[slaps the side of Ilya Rozanov] this bad boy can fit so much familial trauma in him

Me, earlier today, on the phone with @whatevrnevermind.bsky.social : have you ever seen me cry? I never cry
Her: I’ve seen you cry a couple times, shut up
Me, 20 minutes ago, the second she calls back: [crying over fanfic] I can’t believe you’ve caught me RIGHT NOW

Trawmuh

Tumblr post by sunnyyfur “He would have interviewed the fuck out of those vampires” Picture of Daniel Craig as Benoit Blanc sitting in a chair looking cunty and like he’s gonna tell you something about yourself that you don’t even know yet. Reply from alsoknownasallison “now i'm nawht puhticularly familiuh with how well the vampiuh mind functions aftuh a hundred yeeuhs of repeated trawmuh, but i- i do buhlieve, louis, you have recawlled multipuhl moments wheuh you tawlk to the apparishun of yuh ex-husbund whom you murduhed in cold blood....lawgically I can only be led to one conclusion.... louis, you have schizophreniuh “

Sorry I’m going to be laughing about this for the next 7-10 business days

Pauly Walnuts very seriously telling someone that “it’s called Broad daylight because women light up the world”

international women’s day

This is absolutely stationary boys vibes 🥹

ok i’m petting him

Godspeed 🫡 you got this.

PERFECTION! Doesn’t have to be exactly the same but the tea part of it is absolutely necessary

😭😭😭 Rin nooooo

I stg one day I’m packing my set and too many kinds of tea and visiting you on the other coast. I need it.

HELL YEAH FRIEND 💜🫖☕️

10000000/10 would absolutely recommend. Tea’s gotta be real strong and make you feel all buzzy inside.

When I’m not still probably contagious I think I should try to get friends to come over to drink like.. truly insane amounts of tea with me. You gotta be drinking like 10-20 tiny cups of tea with me if you wanna be a real one. Small but POTENT.

Definitely better today 🫂💜

Drinking tea and reading fic and listening to lowkey instrumental jazz like this is mind and body healing right here

I wish I had made myself sit and drink copious amounts of tea while I was wallowing in illness and ennui the last few days but I am doing it today. And I feel like a person again. 😭

Columbus WAS wrong and he’s driving straight off the edge

Some things in this universe are just correct and this is one of them