hey thanks i got your note do you need the brick back
22.05.2025 16:51 — 👍 9 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0hey thanks i got your note do you need the brick back
22.05.2025 16:51 — 👍 9 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0
A pinky purple cocktail against a kitchen background, held by a strong but gentle loverboi just like you deserve to be
heeeeey everybody! 👋
been away on my hols, now im back, lauren has magicked up a cocktail she's called 'The Violet' which is gin, liqueur de violette, hibiscus sugar syrup & other hings 💁♂️
delightful!
what yous having?
slàinte!
A packet of Italian toilet roll branded 'tenderly'
I make love like i wipe my butt
07.07.2025 08:00 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"Hold me back, lads, hold me back ..."
01.07.2025 12:51 — 👍 34 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0Who am I to judge 🤷♂️
01.07.2025 14:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Big juicy ones babe I know 🥹
01.07.2025 14:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0They are carrying a heavy burden 💁♂️
01.07.2025 14:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
A diagram of octopus copulation which isn't done the way you might think or mibbie its exactly what you thought im not your mum
Can't we give them some privacy 😳
29.06.2025 16:40 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Served inst ad for etsy containing the most random shit ever
Wtf, etsy? 😂
28.06.2025 16:49 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Red lookin cocktail, masterful lover with a gentle touch just out of shot
Happy Friday lads, cherry & berry daiquiri on the go before I get stuck into some cans and a Chinese to celebrate the start of the school hols ☺️👌
What yous having?
Slàinte!
Like the F1 car of the bollocks world, top performer in the corners
27.06.2025 11:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Oh ffs I keep forgetting. Have this from my last Ring Play session, which includes a little tit, I hereby discharge my obligation #pride
27.06.2025 11:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1I know but I wasn't claiming it 😊💁♂️
27.06.2025 11:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Travelling Light 😎👌
27.06.2025 11:11 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0A handy scrotal aphorism, if you will
27.06.2025 10:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I never claimed that included me, its just a general observation 😌
27.06.2025 10:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0Every day is leg day if you have big fat clanging balls
27.06.2025 09:59 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0
You & my missus share the same interests
27.06.2025 08:14 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
In the market for a hat and these are the 3 choices Google serves up for me
I feel like each will take my life down a very different path
I cant its the planets etc
27.06.2025 07:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Thems the rules
The dad rules ☺️
The nights are really drawing in, eh?
26.06.2025 20:34 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
Mushrooms from soup lookin like little legs and a boaby
Really want little mushroom booties now
22.06.2025 11:53 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I think its because 1. Bombing relatively poor countries of brown people does not register as a problem for those in power in the US and 2. Israel is highly integrated with US gov, military & law enforcement so its not so much the US is allowing it to happen as they are attack dog with deniability
22.06.2025 08:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0They are a US military base in a key location to flex power around mid east / suez canal, plus keeping them supplied with weaponry means billions in profit & jobs in the rust belt etc. They are not a separate entity from US
22.06.2025 07:19 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Im gonna buy it on klarna and pay off my post over 6 months
21.06.2025 10:38 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I know what I've got, no silly offers
21.06.2025 10:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Insta ad for a £125 fence post
Excuse me?
21.06.2025 10:23 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0Get in babez and forget this conversation cos its only a good dunk when youre not expecting it
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