Donny

Have those kids in Iran heard about the dow?

I broke it off with my robot girlfriend because I couldn’t turn her on

Toronto should consider getting a professional hockey team

What is the 12 Angry Day’s War?

His nickname for Trump is Bonesaw

Check cleared!

“Maybe they shouldn’t dress like that if they don’t want…”

You’ll note the distinct lack of weird laugh, though.

It will be nice to hear conservatives carry on about Obama and drones again for awhile

John Bolton is inconsolable today

Operation Edgelord would have been too on the nose

I don’t know why all these people think they should get a say in what a guy does with his own personal military

Erika Kirk is the world’s foremost expert in griefting

I got 99 problems and being unable to count to a hundred is one

Art Bell would be too tied to reality to make it in today’s world

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I found alcohol helps, fyi

David Koechner + rogaine + ozempic = that dude

The first question my driver asked after learning I was from the US: what do you think of Trump?

I declined to comment.

Then I got educated on Carter, Reagan, and Iran. It was a fun filled ride.

What is Spotsylvania?

Sorry, dude, trying to discreetly pick his nose and eat it, you were spotted and are being judged accordingly.

Past experiences: it will take you less than 20 minutes to get through security

My anxiety: better show up 2 hours early anyhow

My brain: let’s make fun of us now for being so unnecessarily early

Flying to Canada from the US today. Will they even let me in now?

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Spoilers

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Everyone: release the Epstein files

The President:

lol, you didn’t post this sarcastically did you?

That’s a lot of terrible in a single photo

Who is the guy that said “George…I am your father.”?