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Worlds Smallest Pussy first alternate I am your boyfriend’s sleep paralysis demon She/He/They/Whatever

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Dying would truly be the best distraction from the Epstine files.

02.09.2025 14:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Richard Gilmore has been reincarnated as Nathan Fielders doctor in the last episode of The Rehearsal and you cannot convince me otherwise #therehersal #gilmoregirls

26.05.2025 23:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A beautiful Mother’s Day gift!!

15.05.2025 18:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Jules sparkles going into this lip sync like the Hamburglar #dragrace

19.04.2025 01:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Alimony bell grande

12.04.2025 04:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

There is truly nothing more vindicating than seeing your ex venmo request his baby mama for Taco Bell.

11.04.2025 16:23 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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#SNL50 is really out here trolling Susie Toot with a better Audrey impression than hers. #dragrace #rpdr

17.02.2025 03:15 — 👍 11    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Tom Sandoval is really getting a lot of airtime this episode #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUS

07.02.2025 02:39 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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We got our engagement photos back today and I am Obsessed with how they turned out.

02.02.2025 01:52 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

This is the first time studying improv has ever had a positive outcome.

01.02.2025 23:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Susie Toot directing her RDR live group this week:
#dragrace #rpdr

01.02.2025 20:14 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I was there tonight! The emergency break was SCARY.

29.01.2025 03:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The indoor cigarette is really doing it for me.

27.01.2025 20:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Lumière’s hot goth cousin
#dragrace #rpdr #lexilove

27.01.2025 14:17 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Professional tennis players be like:
#dragrace #rpdr

26.01.2025 22:36 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Me deciding to join the Military:
#Dragrace #rpdr

26.01.2025 18:47 — 👍 19    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Lust is technically a Sin. Please be so careful.

26.01.2025 16:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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POV: You’re a manager at a busy restaurant on a Saturday night and 3 of your servers called off
#dragrace

26.01.2025 16:55 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Me after poppers in the club at 2am.

25.01.2025 22:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Subs on FetLife:
#dragrace

25.01.2025 15:55 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Secretariat would be sooo mad if he heard you saying this.

24.01.2025 15:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“He gotta eat the booty like groceries” - this was actually a commentary on our collapsing economy.

24.01.2025 12:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’m listening 2 u queen ❤️‍🔥

24.01.2025 12:49 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

For me 9/11/2001 was my personal 9/11

22.01.2025 00:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Dinner makes me horny all by its self. David Lynch didn’t need to do all that. Flop.

22.01.2025 00:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Let’s PRAY he never finds out about THIS GUY!!

02.11.2023 12:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Call me a Hot Meal, because I get blasted in the microwave every night.

01.11.2023 19:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

In this economy, efficiency is the most important thing to me personally as a human woman.

01.11.2023 04:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Lord Licorice is so sex dungeon coded. You know this guys a little fuckin freak.

31.10.2023 13:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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Words of wisdom from Daddy Lynch.

17.10.2023 13:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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