Neil Pferd

Does that mean you hit the big five-oh this year? Many happy returns!

I am within a month or so of that sell-by, so at least based on my assumptions about you, not far out of the ballpark.

That Guinness is older than me! 🤣

Genuinely fascinated to see the royal patent on that Lucozade. What they hell were they the official purveyors of? Hangover remedies?

You ever had such a bad day, you've been tempted to put away some of that aged Guinness? 🤣

I'd say it's quite likely but, honestly, if I were at any of the other three, I'd be checking out my options as well!

A bad habit from having lived in England and Scotland that I never got out of is reading British outlets for English-language news. So, knowing nothing about F1 at all, it's taken me a good hour of seeing headlines about the new champion to realise that his name is not "Briton Norris".

I mean, from his personality on here, I’m actually not at all surprised 😂

You ever seen [REC]? Just be sure not to start thinking about the final scene of that film while you’re up there.

What about a sheugh? Are there any sheughs?

After the way they were up against it versus ‘Quins U20s, I’ll be surprised with anything less!

In that kit, they also looked like Ulster last year!

I’m almost certain there was a third incident of something like this, too, but between the two we’re talking about showing up repeatedly in every search, I can’t find it but it feels to me like there is a pattern emerging.

His post on Twitter in support of that lad who hangs around a school, subtweeted to a conspiracy account comes to mind. Quite possible that Zebo repeatedly offers hints that he holds questionable views; but sure, provincial rivalry is why people think he’s a bellend.

If that is what did happen, it’s happened a number of times since.

This is me after Ulster have won a couple of games. Imagine how intolerable I'll be if we ever actually win a trophy 🤣

One team not bothering to show up isn't the same as it being called off, Steve!

Who’d have thought this might backfire, eh? #LEIvHAR

Had an aunt (now a wee auld aunt) from Ballymena or thereabouts who spoke just like yon wan. We thought it hilarious as weans.

She found it less funny.

Is Kev slowly admitting that he was *that* actor?!

a man with a beard and a fur coat is standing in a room . ALT: a man with a beard and a fur coat is standing in a room .

What kind of lessons?!

Cullybackey? 🤣

- Every single by the Beastie Boys
- Every single by Run DMC
- Piazza, New York Catcher by Belle and Sebastian
- Johnny Cash's cover of Hurt
- Every single by Green Day
- Me and Julio Down by the School Yard
- A Fairytale of New York
- Almost everything off of Aqua's Greatest Hits

Ahoghill?!

Is that a big school in Ballymena, hey?

...and where was me having you down as an Inst boy! 🤣

Golly! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

A mug of mulled wine with some rum in it on a white marbled table. Someone is dressed like Father Christmas in the background. There’s a Christmas market sort of scene unfolding beyond.

Glühwein with a shot or rum in it before I’d had any lunch was either an error or a master strike. I’ll decide which after I’ve had another 🥴

“Some Enid Blyton cunt” 😂😂😂