Spookpup Toby

$10,000 displayed and then a human standing near a stack of it to demonstrate 1 million. Next is a warehouse full of stacks to demonstrate what 1 billion looks like

Meme to share with every person mad at Billie Eilish for calling out billionaires despite being a millionaire herself

I've had sciatic problems for almost 20 years now and if I can't walk good anymore by then I don't know if I ever want to try to deal with a con again

Please please please let me get a decent paying job by next year, please it's been 10 years since I went to a con and I'm getting older and more physically challenged as my body breaks more and more

oh boy, FWA room fighting again

love sitting back and watching people talk about shit they can afford that I can't and getting sad

they buy themselves treats because they know without drastic structural changes, those will be the only treats they get

the era of delayed gratification is over: the billionaires stole the gratification part, all they’re left with is delay

Lambert praying at dinner table with Narinder and the Bishop's heads on plates.

And they all lived happily ever after!

#cultofthelamb

from dad-bod to tank- expired patreon weekly

trying to predict what 2026 will look like

Wow put that skank on blast

Remember about a year ago when Libel dropped this and you were like "I should listen to this" and then you did and you loved it and you reposted how much you loved it? No? What's stopping you?

28/31 "Blade"
3.5⭐
Half-vampire vampire hunter kicks ass and is cool part 1
- For every over-the-top action sequence there is one bad CGI
- Wesley Snipes is so goddamn cool
- OKAY YEAH IT ISN'T A GOOD STORY AND IT'S A CONTRIVED PLOT
- I need to see 2 because Guillermo del Toro directs and I love him

27/31 "Possession"
3.5⭐
A spy comes home from a job to a cheating wife that that becomes more and more consumed by madness
- "What if 'Marriage Story' had body horror, wet puppets, and MORE screaming?"
- Sam Neill, always a joy
- I can't take the German new boyfriend seriously, he's a cartoon

26/31 "V/H/S/99"
3⭐, 3.5⭐, 3.5⭐,3.5⭐, 3.5⭐
- Anthology of found footage shorts circa '99
- The most consistently good V/H/S so far
- Best segment involves torturing a "Nickelodeon game show" host after a kid gets injured on set and disfiguring her
- Worst involves a bunch of teenz getting Gorgon-ed

25/31 "Bug"
4⭐
An abused woman at her lowest point falls for a mentally ill vet with delusional parasitosis
- Terrifying, knowing that those at their lowest points can fall for anything that gives hope and latch on
- Sad, scary, awkward, romantic, UNromantic...it's got it all
- Based on a play

Intrusive thought

@marshiro.bsky.social

Finally got my lizard from the wonderful @komickrazi.bsky.social after it being stuck in postal limbo. Thank you so much, you absolutely killed it and I can't wait to show them off. The character's name is O.B.J. or One-Ball Jack

Definitely will be at FWA 2026!

Old commission for @winterherald.bsky.social

Jiavani on the Dropout show "Make Some Noise", saying "Get some milk going out of your daddy titties."

Half the fuckin bara artists I follow on here (despite it not being my thing personally, but the Venn diagram is very overlapped):

Tis the season

They want they ass ate and I really wanna do it

I don't believe in tops. If they existed, one would be sitting on my face right now

bowser jerking off to his loyal subject, close to showering his subject with his love

ghost hands worshipping bowser's strong muscular body, bringing him immense pleasure

servicing the king 💦

🥵

Well, motherfuckers, I'll just keep submitting new days off every time you ignore them until they're all in a row, then we'll see how fucked you are.

I EARNED those days working here for 11 years, managing despite corpo greed and apathy. You will see the ugliest I can get. So will HR.

I have 16 days of PTO, and it's almost November. I have to use it or lose it.
So I requested off two separate times this month, both were ignored.

"We all have to work all football Sundays because of understaffing/insane business"

So I requested every day off BUT those "required" days. Still no.

24/31 "Weapons"
4⭐
17 kids in the same class walk into the night at the same time and disappear. The mystery unfolds.
- Great pacing, gave just enough right when it needs to
- Great performances, story, characters
- Took a while to get what it's about
- Gladys is this year's big Halloween costume

23/21 "Stream"
2.5/5⭐
Lock up a resort, let loose 4 killers, creative killing is worth extra, stream it, place bets.
- Good concept, slow, boring execution(s)
- Scenes last way longer than necessary
- Don't make a boring family the protags
- Thorton is one of the players?
- IS THAT WEYOUN FROM DS9

22/31 "Terrifier 3"
3.5/5⭐
Art continues to dismember people in the goriest ways imaginable.
- Gross
- How is there less plot than before, but more unnecessary lore
- FX nerds will continue to love it
- There's a Christmas song. It's Christmas.
- Groooooss
- Thornton is great fun I like this guy

So @deadanthro.bsky.social insisted I tried this costume. What do you guys think? Am I scary? 💀

Thanks for this amazing piece DA! 👻