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My special arm... there is no other like it! He/him

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And I thought the world was broken!

16.10.2025 12:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

MY BOY!!!! AGAIN!!! πŸ’›

16.10.2025 12:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

MY BOY!!! πŸ’›

16.10.2025 12:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A slightly hollow victory, by the look of it.

How RnR wasn't sold as a pair of Weaponisers I'll never know! It was a perfect fit!

16.10.2025 12:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I see a big L...

16.10.2025 12:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Could have been way worse. You could have spelled out A R E S, and no-one wants to see that!

16.10.2025 12:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When you say "pulled"... πŸ€”

16.10.2025 11:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Obviously a mafia ass-ass-in.

16.10.2025 11:18 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I heard the publishers force ghost writers to have reconstructive plastic surgery and have extensive acting training to ensure they can adequately pass for the author at all book signings (because which author would want to do *that*!).

16.10.2025 07:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Went from 43 to 63, and got so much loot, well.... Houston, we have a problem.

16.10.2025 05:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Well, he *could* put it in your can...

15.10.2025 15:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"It's Ares-in' time!"

15.10.2025 06:13 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hope you don't get a call from the worst of all things: The Phantom Men: ICE.

15.10.2025 05:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Any news on Olive's kidneys? Or her spleen? Were they involved at all?

Are telepaths' powers diminished if their tonsils are removed?

15.10.2025 05:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ouch. It looked like a good price without shipping. Sorry.

Good luck in the hunt!

14.10.2025 20:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
PAW PATROL Toy Vehicle Themed Vehicle Boomer I: Amazon.de: Spielzeug PAW PATROL Toy Vehicle Themed Vehicle Boomer I: Amazon.de: Spielzeug

Does this ship to the US?

amzn.eu/d/5O92WXy

14.10.2025 20:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"Oh, now, now, now, now, now, just a minute. You must understand, my dear: On the twelfth ass-clap, the spell will be broken, and everything will be as it was before."

14.10.2025 13:55 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Remember it is important to not only take care of yourself but your plushies too!

13.10.2025 21:53 β€” πŸ‘ 8561    πŸ” 3128    πŸ’¬ 60    πŸ“Œ 128

He knows.

14.10.2025 13:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

IF YOU SEE A FADED SIGN BY THE SIDE OF THE ROAD
THAT SAYS

'Table B-52, @2000ad.bsky.social Hall'

Then you've found my spot @thoughtbubbleuk.bsky.social!

YOU'LL COME AND SEE ME THERE, RIGHT?

(Not you, Fred Schneider)

14.10.2025 11:35 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0
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I know. πŸ˜‰

14.10.2025 08:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But what <pause for effect> did Bob say?

14.10.2025 07:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

In reality, it is the Welsh attackers who are 'armless.

13.10.2025 19:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a brown shirt is holding a jacket over his shoulder and says `` you 've got to cocoordinate !!! '' ALT: a man in a brown shirt is holding a jacket over his shoulder and says `` you 've got to cocoordinate !!! ''
13.10.2025 18:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nothing will top John Collins/Collins John for me.

12.10.2025 19:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Sounds like Nigel Farright was disappointed there wasn't anything meaty he could slip inside himself in the loos.

11.10.2025 16:51 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Too soon, too soon.

11.10.2025 14:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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