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Seattle-based Writer/Narrative Designer (Ravensburger-Lorcana; Formerly Big Fish Games, Clipwire Games) Fiction/portfolio on my site. (bottleofwonder.wordpress.com) All opinions are my own. Currently re-reading: Annihilation by Jeff VanderMeer

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Yes, the Grink *was* there. He was there for *me*, Bryan, in ways you haven’t been. And, you know, it’s just so fucking *you* to keep bringing him up like it’s some kind of gotcha. This was never about me or my mistakes, it’s about your insecurity and I’m sick of it. At least the Grink was *there*

26.10.2025 13:29 — 👍 1387    🔁 396    💬 17    📌 4

“was the Grink there?” listen, Jeremy, i know you’re not happy that your father and i have separated and i’ve begun seeing someone new, but you have to stop calling him “the Grink”. his name is Richard Grinklestein and he’s a good man, and he’s good to me

25.12.2023 06:47 — 👍 318    🔁 74    💬 2    📌 3

We do costco, but even then, it's not as often as it used to be.

04.10.2025 20:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And here I've been keeping mine in a drawer like a sucker...

03.10.2025 15:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Why did they keep their cigarettes in pots? There are lots of better places to keep them.

03.10.2025 05:28 — 👍 23    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 1

It's absolutely maddening, especially if you end up driving in other places where folks at least know what they're doing.

03.10.2025 02:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And traditional marketing venues are also fragmenting or not as reliable. It's an interesting time for marketing folks, I imagine.

03.10.2025 01:40 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I think I'm just going to discord servers. I spend a lot of time there anyway.

02.10.2025 20:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I haven't read it, but I am familiar and it is definitely something that maybe needed a cooling off period and re-evaluation at a later time.

02.10.2025 19:26 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My Thursday gaming group is currently running Delta Green and it is fantastic. Incredible work.

02.10.2025 16:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Maybe the real Ship of Theseus was the Ship of Theseus we made along the way

21.07.2025 21:35 — 👍 2984    🔁 933    💬 24    📌 18

Michelangelo was always my favorite

16.09.2025 18:15 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I remember that, also a lot of variations on Ninja Turtles and/or cartoons that were surprisingly adult in their content (Ren & Stimpy, Rocko's Modern Life, etc).

16.09.2025 17:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1

I have a horror one that is just about ready to submit, so i'll let you know how that looks compared to fantasy.

04.09.2025 01:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I am willing to bet you could rock an orange look.

03.09.2025 20:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I would say i've had about a 50/50 response rate. Unfortunately, I lost my old google doc keeping track of this stuff, so it's harder to tell from back when I started.

02.09.2025 01:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

That sounds intriguing. Would love to see it in action.

25.08.2025 20:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Just like the "pivot to video" thing in the early 2010s for websites.

25.08.2025 17:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Very likely. At this point, I'm masking on flights and at conventions and making sure to have hand sanitizer as much as possible.

25.08.2025 16:21 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thank you for the heads up about this. Making sure to adjust this on the folks I follow.

19.08.2025 17:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is one of those videos that I watch a few times every time it comes across my feed because it's so wholesome and really does emphasize how important kindness is, especially nowadays.

13.08.2025 16:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I dated someone once who had a variation of the same name as one of my older sisters. It wasn't especially weird.

11.08.2025 17:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Twice.

10.08.2025 04:14 — 👍 78    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Trump likes his steaks well done. That's an automatic disqualifier for Hank.

04.08.2025 19:42 — 👍 60    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 0

I remember having to explain to relatives that Seattle did not, in fact, burn down in 2020. Most of them eventually believed me.

02.08.2025 19:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"ChatGPT is great for brainstorming!"

Actually we have a tool for that already! It's called thinking. We use our brain. It's called brainstorming! Clue is in the name.

31.07.2025 19:49 — 👍 16080    🔁 4276    💬 241    📌 169

Fun fact: Necatarine Todd was actually a repaint of Durian Gray. NT was vastly more popular, which many attribute to the removal of the scratch and sniff feature that debuted with DG.

21.07.2025 18:56 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Actually, this is my first rodeo. Why is that angry cow trying to stab that clown

19.07.2025 03:28 — 👍 672    🔁 99    💬 4    📌 2

Happy birthday!

12.07.2025 19:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That book was huge for me as a kid.

12.07.2025 05:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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