Dan Gartland

Wrapping up an 0-12 season with a blowout loss to a three-win Bowling Green team in front of a few dozen people at 3:30 in the afternoon on a Tuesday is unspeakably grim.

And oh yeah, it’s gonna start raining in Amherst before the game is over.

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Gotta find some way to drum up interest in a 31-7 blowout!

ah, a dick-canter

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used an AI transcription service to skim through an interview I did and I suspect it may have made an error or two

They won’t let you in the White House these days unless you’ve been credibly accused of sexual assault.

Ah, the comforting familiarity of a Jameis Winston game-sealing interception

UVM finally posted the video of this Gus moment. I love him so much.

Gus just hit a three and backpedaled all the way back down the court holding his followthrough. A perfect college hoops heel.

Say hello to your new favorite college basketball player: Vermont’s Gus Yalden. He’s a stocky guy with a mustache who huffs and puffs his way up the court and taunts opponents after torching them with fundamentally sound post moves.

Opening tip at Matthews Arena

Here at the final basketball game at Matthews Arena in Boston. The 115-year-old home of the Northeastern Huskies is literally falling apart and will be torn down at the beginning of the new year

Rodrigo Abols’s Hockey Reference page

I was simply delighted to learn of the existence of a Latvian guy named Rodrigo. Gives me hope that somewhere in the Latin world there is a man named Zemgus.

my new LLM app heralding the savior’s return is called p(AI)le horse

A dedication plaque at Harvard Stadium

We need to start referring to football this way again: “the joy of manly contest”

Harvard Stadium

Harvard Stadium

Matthews Arena

Matthews Arena

These two sports venues (for an upcoming @sportsillustrated.bsky.social project) are a combined 237 years old.

that’s what’s up

Becoming a #retvrn guy for my local minor league hockey team. In this house we do not recognize the vile Bridgeport “Islanders”

I made a bunch of Québecois people laugh with something I said in French this summer and I’ve been chasing that high ever since

Jeth Fogg

Jeth Fogg

Some of them had quotes in the yearbook.

The student section at a college basketball game

Currently doing some complex calculations to determine the irony level of the McCain-Palin shirt this guy in the student section at the Abilene Christian-Omaha is wearing

I need this on a shirt URGENTLY

Condé Nast's actions are in direct violation of our contracts and of labor law. Solidarity with our unjustly fired colleagues across the company. This is not over.

former Boston Globe columnist Bob Ryan replying to a porn account on Twitter

Bob Ryan you old dog!

Yahoo Sports push alert: Don't wait on Wemby It's probably best not to hold out any longer on placing a wager on Victor Wembanyama (-250) winning Defensive Player of the Year.

It’s pretty fucked up to send a push alert straight up telling me to gamble!

Norwich is at the head of the Thames River and English people would become purple with rage upon hearing how both of those are pronounced

Connecticut’s first Sikh mayor!

lol, the Cuomo-like ex-Democrat running a single-issue independent campaign for mayor of my city on a promise of halting the construction of all apartment buildings got just 7% of the vote 👍

I’m putting my house on the market and moving back to New York to live in one of the hundreds of thousands of suddenly dirt cheap apartments vacated by the babies fleeing Zohran’s reign of terror.

A beer collaboration with Brock Holt

They’re remembering some Guys at this brewery