@jonkeykong64.bsky.social
I shoot birds at the airport
Look y'all, everything sucks so much all the time but at least I can play my stupid donkey kong game this summer
24.04.2025 04:26 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0cant have due process, cant have donkey kong, shitty time to be alive
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2025
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I have been interviewing the youth about "girl stitch", trying to figure out the origin of this unknown creature who i see on merch every other day. They have no answers
12.04.2025 16:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
- please sign: www.fightforthefirst.org/petitions/ke...
07.04.2025 02:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We could live in a world where I got to watch his head unpeel like one of those slow mo vids of a watermelon taking a 50. call shot in HD, but instead we all get to watch the unravelling of world trade.
All because some fucko fired a hair too early.
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Follow @wario64.bsky.social and repost for a chance to win 1 of 6 NA eShop (Switch) codes for Tomb Raider IV–VI Remastered courtesy of @aspyr.com. Giveaway ends March 31, 12 PM PT.
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Elon Musk is transparently talking out of his nasty unwashed asshole. No one under any circumstance should capitulate to this pathetic unrepentant Nazi whose own children find him repulsive. We have a right to say whatever the fuck we want about his shitty cars & I hope we bankrupt him
28.03.2025 01:14 — 👍 1416 🔁 268 💬 0 📌 15blue sky is supreme because every time you post you get 100 school principals in the replies asking to see you in their office
20.03.2025 08:03 — 👍 29287 🔁 3576 💬 266 📌 107my car got stolen. 2025 worst year
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2025
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This elderly man showed up to support an anti-trans bill in my home state and then, because he had to wait hours to testify, he was stuck listening to queer folks rally against it
By the time it was his turn to speak, he'd changed his mind
Never doubt that speaking out can change hearts and minds
13.03.2025 22:52 — 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
every day in 2025
13.03.2025 22:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Losing it at "criminal!"
13.03.2025 22:44 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0when trump said i should cover my home in flags & photos of him, i did my duty, even as the house my grandpa built by hand was slowly swallowed by a local mudslide. now he tells me to buy a tesla, which i am pretty sure is some sort of hovercraft. My wife says our neighbor is getting more Handsome
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the most annoying day will be when Bernie Sanders suddenly dies of something stupid and normal and then trump tweets "SEE YA SUCKER!" while the supreme court debates whether or not gay people should be hit on the head with a cartoonish mallet.
11.03.2025 02:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0a lot of dumb dogshit happening lately
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Well, there it is folks. The official ADL position is support for Trump secret police to illegally detain and deport green card holders if they are part of pro-Palestine protests. If and when DHS starts doing this to citizens, count on the ADL to continue its support. This is who they are.
10.03.2025 02:50 — 👍 1281 🔁 367 💬 33 📌 56Thanks for all of the thoughts + resources you've shared over the last month. Just bought "let this radicalize you" after following you early this year.
01.03.2025 03:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Urging everyone who follows me to participate in this 24 economic blackout FEB 28th! DO NOT BUY STUFF FROM MAJOR RETAILERS, OR GAS & FAST FOOD. Shopping local businesses & restaurants with cash is chill. COLLECTIVELY WE HAVE POWER LET'S SHOW EM WHAT'S UP
28.02.2025 06:49 — 👍 173 🔁 48 💬 2 📌 1
A marching style band illustration of woodland creatures carrying weapons with a banner that says " We Will Just Have To Kill Him" in a childrens book style.
Someone's gotta do it I guess
New print here!
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😎 Not all of us can attend a rally.
👉 There are many ways to #SpeakUp and #FightBack.
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How is that you manage to "cover" protests like this twice in a day and not mention elon musk's name once? have you ever considered becoming actual journalists
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interesting how america becomes a worse place every day of our lives. Unrelatedly i met this gecko today
13.02.2025 19:53 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0BILLIONAIRE: Ive done it all. This world has nothing for me
???: I can give you the mind & soul of Dylan Klebold
BILLIONAIRE: Hm. Jack me in
