Saffron

I learned the best toddler hack EVER. If you want them to do anything or need their attention just talk to them like you’re dropping the biggest gossip ever. Like hey! Guess what! You’ll never believe it…

What do you mean I have to move the cat in order to sleep. She even has her arms tucked in. No sleep tonight I guess

Going to a plant expo on Sat. Have decided to limit myself to two plants only. Let’s see if I keep to it

Part of my mental health journey is switching off push notifications for social media. I might see your reply now, I might see it next year.

Sometimes I get over how everything in my life is Americanised - the streaming services; the music; the news. I’m making a point to choose differently.

Even Apple calls X by its real name

Next controversial idgaf. That Seapoint Poetry Store opening was a sea of white. Like I didn’t see any POC present. Those that were, were staff and paid to be there.

Genuine question. Do people not know that Poetry is a part of the Cape Union Mart Group that is being held accountable for its Zionist chairman? Or do they not care?

So if you’re not using the other app, where do you get your news from?

Clowns 😂

Who else ends up hitting their head really really hard when you hear a mosquito near your ear?

The white Afrikaners who are heralding trump as a saviour have to have some noodles short.

Two whole people have commented on my white sandles today saying how brave I am to be wearing them. 1. They’re plastic they can be wiped down whaddya mean 2. I’ve worn them as my primary shoe for over a year now and no one has said a thing. So what’s in the air today. But don’t call me brave 🙃

You have no idea. But I legit thought I saw a UFO last night 😂

The reality of someone wanting to relocate people to a nation that is deporting people all the while trying to remove a people from a land that is theirs so that you can build a place for everyone of the world is BONKERS.

How can someone called the kiffness be utterly and so unequivocally not kiff.

I just learned something new: mosquitos actually feed off plant nectar and it’s only the female that will bite you every now and then in aid of egg production.

Don’t worry. It’s not that we saw your post and ignored it. No one is currently online.

Sometimes I get so tired of American politics. Is it normal to know this much about another country’s going’s on? Can I maybe know a bit more about what’s happening at home first?

But also. Don’t EVER tell someone who is depressed that they need to exercise to ‘get over it’. You’re the worst if you do.

It’s absolutely ridiculous that the VERY last thing you want to do when you’re depressed is exercise but that exercise might just be a little bit of what you need to help break the cycle.

It’s a philodendron of sorts. It survived the journey fine

Thank you!

With confidence 😂

That’s what these side door thingies are for 🪴

This is called a syngonium mojito - and you can see why. Look at those colours!

How’s it going this morning? I’m awake and ready to get on with another day of packing 💪 move day in 2 days time!

We’re moving house in 10 days and I’m knee deep in panic. Trying to breathe through it and live in the moment of holiday. But sjoe. It’s a lot

Waking up at 1am to ponder about everything in the world is where im at. Like did I switch the oven off, will the world ever be rid of war, do mosquitos sleep and why is nearly everything baked at 180• C?

Now that holiday season is upon us, when can we start complaining about relatives?