Chris King

BREAKING: Yakko, Wakko, and Dot have just been spotted at a Stop The Steal rally.

Working on a playlist and trying to make something work - does anyone know any songs about leaving baked goods out in the weather and watching the frosting wash off?

Watching "Reba" reruns on CMT is such a better idea than watching the State of the Union.

CRITICAL RACE THEORY? BROTHER, EVERY RACE IS CRITICAL

Saw this in Discord and it’s amazing

Diane, 11:30 a.m., February 24th. Entering the town of Twin Peaks.

Twin Peaks, WA is PST, so East Coasters need to wait until 2:30 to celebrate Twin Peaks Day.

Suprematism, by Nikolai Suetin, 1920-21, 📸 by @tiltoncreative

Trying to do some research and I can't tell definitively -

Did ICE go to the Winter Olympics?

[Enter Puck.]

Both words of "slow jam" can be used to describe traffic.

If you could give $100,000,000,000 away to charities, you would become one of the greatest people of all of history.

And some of these folks could do that and still have the same amount still in their bank account.

Billionaires are bad people and/or not very smart people.

I’ll remember Klaebo, you remember the Brazilian.

Congrats to Olympic gold medalist

I *think* I could do this today and pass.

EVERYTHING IS FOR YOU! AND THIS ONE THING IS FOR HIM!

A couple days after the Super Bowl, but I realized this is how I feel about people who criticized Bad Bunny:

Screenshot of “The Traitors”, with a chessboard featuring a black square in the lower right corner.

The biggest scandal in our times:

The chessboard in the camera confession room in Season 4 of “The Traitors” is incorrect, rotated 90 degrees.

working on a Tutorial

It's kind of crazy that each week the Muppet variety show has a one-minute theme song, and Kermit lends out ten seconds of theme real estate to two guys who always seem to shit on what they do.

I guess its like Patreon members who get their name in the credits. But still!

You want me to respond to an email? The preferred form of communication for pedophiles?

“SCTV” sketch “High Q”, featuring contestants played by John Candy, Joe Flaherty, and Catherine O’Hara.

Opening of Season 2 of “SCTV”.

Despite their name, pulled pork and pulled hamstrings are very different things.

Damn, just been sentenced to 20 years at a supermax prison for selling Keurig k-cups at individual retail sale.

Edit scene from a Simpson’s episode with the memes Steamed Hams scene where Chalmers and Skinner look at an aurora boeralis in Skinner’s kitchen

an array of spreadsheet tabs labeled "Even Cleaner Data", "Copy of Even Cleaner Data", "SEASONS", "MATT HATES THIS", "Puzzle", "Cleaner Data", "Peppers", "Logic Puzzle", "10Packs", and "Matt fuckery"

sometimes Mystery Hunt spreadsheet tabs tell a story

[La ___ (weather worry)]
[Beat it!]

It was clued as such!

Crossword puzzle with the theme entries MASSACHUSETTS AVENUE, ART INSTITUTE OF CHICAGO, and WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY

E, Prix, Love

If I don't get to go, it won't devastate me, but I will be annoyed that because I had to administer an exam I missed the 50 minute registration window.

If that's how it'll be, moving cities is the correct call.

Great to hear! I was hoping I wouldn't be penalized because I work on weekdays!

So, since I've never been to Connecticut for ACPT, I thought this might be the year to finally go.

If I just filled out the waiting list form, how likely is it for me to get to go?