Chris King

When I was 6, I won a Hawaiian grass hat at a luau event when I correctly responded that there are twelve letters in the Hawaiian alphabet.

200 comment blogpost flame war about the SQUEET/TROGDOR crossing.

“It was not about a chase but about a puzzle of logic and skill that amounted to a test of his self-mastery.”

#mitmysteryhunt

The Gamecock game is truly one that’ll be discussed for decades.

You want me to respond to an email? The preferred form of communication for pedophiles?

In these dark times, we need a hero.

I take some solace that there are still some universal standards in this world that in order to pass you must "study", and that if you "don't study", you won't pass.

ChatGPT and psychics are forms of "don't study".

[mysterious old lady flips tarot card revealing a woman who looks exactly like Kim being thrown out of a courthouse]
Kim: is that good

I think it's pretty simple then. If the Republicans don't keep their word, all 8 should resign immediately.

YouTube video by Gordon Lightfoot Gordon Lightfoot - Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald (Official Audio)

The lake, it is said, never gives up her dead
When the skies of November turn gloomy

November 10, 1975

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Retroactive we missed you at the tournament!

I'm going to ask you a question. If you don't know the answer, or think the other team hasn't got a clue, you can Dare them to answer it for double the dollars. But be careful, because

@allegramk.bsky.social Were you in Culver City the same weekend as LPZ?

Gouda? Oh, you mean European Wax Center.

I mean, someone throwing a hot dog might be the judicial standard-bearer to finally decide once and for all.

The only move now is throw different foods and see what is legal and what's not. I feel like you can't throw a sizzling fajita plate.

[Gen Alpha truck driver] “6-7, good buddy.”

Hosted a trivia game tonight where the answer was the show “Sherlock” and one of the teams submitted the answer “Sherlock Wiki”.

Would I enjoy a guided tour of Pompeii? Remains to be seen

Landing on the moon is probably the single-most impressive things humans have ever done, and when "we didn't go to the moon" conspiracy theories pop up, it makes me so angry.

Truly the best.

brb, working on publishing a non-woke thesaurus.

To me, this is an admission of guilt.

A strange instance of The Bank Robbers trying to cut a peace treaty with The Bank.

I'll be heading up to Boston in January, and I really think I've got to try some of these sandwiches. My goodness.

Henry Aaron, 1974 #Braves

#Baseball

Maine man may mean “Mein”.

Thought about doing the same.

The Mariners will go to a World Series, but it is not this year.