FIERCE GRAPE

every day i wake up and hope to read the good news. today is not that day, but it would have been that day for teenage me, so i’ll take it

spanberger is going to coast to victory in an election against the worst candidate in recent memory, in a state uniquely burdened by trump policies, and the democrats are going to think it’s because the people yearn for bloodless centrist cops. you could just shut the fuck up about it abigail!

baseball

i never should have asked that monkey’s paw to demolish the white house

man if you have wealthy parents and famous relatives, choosing to join the marines represents either an extreme lack of judgement or a series of spectacular fuckups that close all other avenues to you

i figured the maine guy got out of the corps, saw all that pmc money for guarding oil fields or whatever, and thought “why not?”. in light of the tattoo now i assume he just liked killing people and wanted a chance to do it again.

no place on earth makes me madder than the grocery store

seeing my favorite band open for another one of my favorite bands at an amphitheater sponsored by….. Linux?

did i preorder the new record anyway? yes.

there is at least one song i love on every mountain goats record but i am ready for the music theatre era to end

visiting friends and thought i might wake up early and make scratch biscuits for everyone, the simplest recipe in the world, using ingredients everyone has, and of course there’s no milk.

i am going to bed like a five year old on christmas eve

gotta stop clicking through on replies to see what kind of mental illness generated them

it’s still so funny that they took two entire seasons to get to the Halo and then the show got cancelled

john wick, reloading gun: i just know you're in there listening to harvey danger you son of a bitch

john wick villain, also reloading gun: they're more than a one hit wonder god dammit

iphone notification from the Nintendo Music app, announcing that music from the Pilotwings franchise has been released

there we go

germany has some problems, as a country and a people, but beans and spätzle is not one of them

No raspberry? No unfrosted blueberry? Flawed premise.

the more i play Bananza the more i am convinced that it should have been a Wario game

Proud to say I have been blackout drunk in this fine establishment

chuck schumer should be put in a large barrel and rolled down mt. everest

nothing like a walk off home run

sitting in my car with the windows up, staring into the middle distance, listening to Break Stuff at a frankly unhealthy volume

god i wish i were fucking stupid. it must feel so good to be stupid.

i mean we all know that the NYPD is just going to have him killed, right? or do they not have shooters like that anymore, just fat overtime scam slobs?

holding off on buying the new Mountain Goats book immediately, so that my wife can buy it as a christmas present for me and feel like she got me a great gift, because I am a thoughtful spouse