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alear (real not fake)

@thefireemblem.bsky.social

i am the divine dragon! emblem engage! yippee!! // not spoiler-free, very unserious parody acc //

34 Followers  |  21 Following  |  325 Posts  |  Joined: 04.01.2025
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Eveyle 🦀🦀🦀 is dead 🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀

03.11.2025 17:47 — 👍 3    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0
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THE

03.11.2025 17:42 — 👍 2    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
03.11.2025 17:38 — 👍 2    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

WHOA. i woke up early (3:46 PM on a thursday) for this.

23.10.2025 19:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

sorry for the inactivity i died again :/ but i'm being resurrected again soon (One month) so don't worry!

02.10.2025 16:27 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

he's NOT a little shit 🥀

24.09.2025 22:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

i've had enough of marth's beautiful ocean blue orbs turning red and evil.

24.09.2025 22:28 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Hehe hehe... HAHAHAHAHAH!!! Bold of a low tier to duel me in Final Destination, unaware of my grab range. Besides... I will NOT be there for Kirby Air Riders, MWAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

*inhales*

...AHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

24.09.2025 21:40 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 1
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ASGDHFHEJJSNDNDKMDM

24.09.2025 21:40 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

?

21.09.2025 05:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

what's wrong with the way i sleep.

21.09.2025 05:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

will it save splatsville????

21.09.2025 05:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

i'm beginning to think splatsville is always under attack these days.....

21.09.2025 05:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

What happened.

12.09.2025 15:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

i took another nap

12.09.2025 15:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

i took a nap

08.09.2025 06:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

hey wait there's still some mud on here. let me just get that for you...

...There! Perfect!!

08.09.2025 02:59 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

‼️‼️‼️

26.08.2025 23:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

BABE WAKE UP KIRBY AIR RIDERS RELEASE DATE DROPPED

19.08.2025 14:25 — 👍 2    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

OMG‼️

20.08.2025 01:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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01.08.2025 15:14 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

happy yaoi day... to US

01.08.2025 23:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The FIRE EMBLEM.... ENGAGE 🗣️🔥🔥

30.07.2025 04:31 — 👍 5    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

It's me, The Fire Emblem

30.07.2025 04:23 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

uhh... never mind 😭

25.07.2025 07:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

aren't your gloves..... fingerless.....?

25.07.2025 05:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

😕

18.07.2025 21:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

WHY IS IT STILL GROWING

14.07.2025 17:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓☹️

07.07.2025 21:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN IS THIS NOT YOU

07.07.2025 07:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0