James Furlererererer

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

Hey gang! Are there any Melbourne/Victoria-based 3D modellers looking for short contract work right now? Summerfall is currently on the lookout for contractors to do hard-surface environment work for a new prototype, like furniture and all that. 🔨🪑

Send through portfolios! 🙂 Cheers!

Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.

Ah yes, "humanslop" aka all media in the history of humanity before 18 months ago

We're truly living in the golden age

How lucky to be alive at the same time as these exceptional lovely folk AND a marmalade IPA craft beer 😌

Windows Notepad, the native simple text editor, now has formatting options and a Copilot button.

Look what they did to Notepad. Shut the fuck up. This is Notepad. You are not welcome here. Oh yeah "Let me use Copilot for Notepad". "I'm going to sign into my account for Notepad". What the fuck are you talking about. It's Notepad.

Yeah totally agree - I had a great time. I love the expressionism of the faces and leaning into that animation style that never takes itself too seriously. The love for the details and culture beams through - just nice to see, y'know. Tara has watched it like 5 times since looool

Keith David sitting at a switch 2 display and smiling warmly at the camera like he's having a good time

Jason Alexander looking to camera like a cornered animal as he plays a display model Nintendo GameCube.

nice argument, unfortunately i have already depicted myself as Switch 2 Keith David and you as Gamecube Jason Alexander

Here's the "credit card"

‘I Messed Up At Work Again,’ Crestfallen Michael Waltz Texts Wife, National Geographic Editorial Staff

‘I Messed Up At Work Again,’ Crestfallen Michael Waltz Texts Wife, National Geographic Editorial Staff

Wow having a real existential crisis based on my 2/7 result

A radical skeleton telling you "Just start. You don't need permission. Art, craft, 2nd book, cake, writing, that show, any new skill, making friends. If it sucks, ask for help. The time will pass anyway"

Hah I first saw this brand in Japan in 2016 and thought "wow, over here we have really made it 🥹"
But since then realised there was a big store in Melbourne central and it wasn't a special only Japan thing.. but you could say "Furla is big in Japan" and it would technically not entirely be a lie

Ah nice, thanks for putting this together! Would love to be thrown on if you've still got some spots 🐢

You just really really love to see it

Creativity is like a houseplant, not an endless well. You need to seek out sunlight, water, and nutrients in art, shows, music, experiences, and more to tend to it. And just like plants it has its dormant and active periods and you may not seem improvement for some time.

Great to see you folks on here! Beautiful work as always 😍

I guess in some ways we're all just nodes, cooking through the Great Procedural Dependency Graph of Life 🥲
And when all is said and done, the real sop merges were the friends we made along the way

Eyy fellow node spaghetti enthusiast 🍝 that water top right is so lovely

Absolutely stunning work! 😍 I used to follow you on twitter before the dark times and remember being absolutely floored by your Uncharted 4 artstation post. So good to see you here Boon!

A render of 3D environment from the Unreal Engine 4 game engine depicting a grimy near-near future cyberpunk scene where a medical clinic has been vandalised.

A screenshot from the PC videogame KartKraft, depicting several karters driving away from camera across a start-finish line

A render of 3D environment from the Unreal Engine 4 game-engine depicting a smoldering campfire in the foreground while the early morning sun peeks over the mountains in the background

A 3D render showing the front and back of a candlestick telephone prop

Hello #PortfolioDay!
I'm James, a technical artist currently working in games in Naarm Melbourne🦘
I started my career in mocap and (early) virtprod before moving into games proper. I'm all about environments, proceduralism, unreal and houdini!

(also my portfolio is woefully out of date 😭)

Massive effort on these, thanks for putting together and sharing! I'm a tech artist from the upsidedown (Australia 🦘) if there's any space left

Super Mario 64 intro. Princess Peach has written a letter that reads “Dear Mario: Maybe it’s the beer talking, but you’ve got a butt that won’t quit. They got these big, chewy pretzels here… five dollars?! Get outta here. Princess Toadstool, Peach.

A screenshot of google maps congratulating a user for being in the top 30% of individuals reviewing bars

wow ok passive aggressive intervention by Google I see

imagine if someone promised human cloning then handed you an animatronic baby, and when you pointed out it was a robot covered in rubber, they told you the technology would improve, while someone from WIRED wrote an article about how they believed it was a baby

this is genAI

Research Scientist Intern - Generative AI - Summer 2025 (Remote)

I'm so unbelievably disappointed and angry at seeing this: www.riotgames.com/en/work-with...

Two rounds of layoffs that targeted artists and now we're going to be stable diffusion splash arts!!!