Retrogress

my copy of Pokémon Crystal next to a package of Hubba Bubba blue sour bubble tape

wow it's the same thing

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

It's Valentine's Day. That has nothing to do with this review. Let's blow shit up in the name of Super Earth with my review of Helldivers 2. To my friends and mods that played with me throughout my recording sessions, thank you so much for the laughs.

Link: youtu.be/kMI7zRNw-hI

Parappa + Lammy alarm clocks ♥️

A photo of an island municipal trashcan with a graffiti cartoon dog head on it.

A chest high concrete wall with graffiti of a cartoon dog head on it.

#Graffiti #SreetArt #Oakland #Uptownoakland

manual of Saturn Bomberman with red sharpie over the antagonist teeth, almost making them look like bloody smiles

closer picture of the first described

this is how creepypasta get set up

Throwback to one of my greatest Nintendo store display finds ever! 🔥

Jaze looking annoyed next to a jolly robot mascot, smiling and waving arms around. Jaze's left fist clenched in anger, while the right hand holds a brand cup of the mascot, slowly shaking it.

She does not like that mascot.

A head of an older model of Jaze is microwaving some food, while doing some "WRRRRR" noises. Jaze on the right is pulling her bowtie, looking uncomfortable about the entire situation.

Your creator thought it was a good idea to just re-utilize old models for house machinery for both of your daily lifes.

Having the head of the old heat-powered model as a microwave is....well you try to not think too much about it, that's the healthy way.

Stop thinking about it. It's fine.

I should be easier on myself for this and the lack of streams because I work a full-time job and push 50+ hours some weeks, oh well

I did it finally I made a backdrop it took me a month to finally get around to it don't question my autonomy

Parody of the scene in the movie Ghost when the ghost and artist are shaping the clay pot. In this version the ghost is Epstein. The artist is Donald Trump.

Street art in Seattle's Pike Place Market
#PedoPrez #Epstein #Trump #Art #Ghost #WA #PedoProtector #PedoProtectionForce #ICEOUT

told myself when the S2 upgrade hits then I'ma pop my cherry on this game so here we go

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Great Start! Way to jump off the line!
You've caught up! Now blow his doors off!
You're home free now baby... yeaaaah!

Rave Racer finally coming to Arcade Archives 2 for #Nintendo #Switch2! It's the 3rd (and best) version of the original arcade #RidgeRacer games.

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Green Goblin portrayed by Willem Dafoe exclaiming "Finish it!"

gotta put a thought here now and then

well shit, Hollow Knight, wanna stream that for a first time

I still haven't finished Mario 64 or Zelda, but I'm early enough in my streaming "career" to get away with that, nobody's paying attention

one day I'll get someone like this and I'd be all for it

I also wear a hat

I'ma be playing some OG Zelda off the GameCube Collector's Edition because it's that kinda night after work, a piece of history, a piece of work

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I'm off work, I've been procrastinating, I'm back on Mario 64 on a late Thursday night, feel free to swing by

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Unless it's your personality, I think anger still has a place if something you're reviewing genuinely tilts you and you need to express yourself properly; it's very human.

The trick is balance. Knowing when to reel it back to get your point across without coming off like an entitled shithead.

#StreetHornets #Devlog #GameDev

Working on jump-landing cam-shake + controller rumble + suspension squeak sounds + ground spark effects. It's all a package! (no engine sound)

#indiedev #gamedevcommunity #arcade #gaming #videogames #UnrealEngine #UE5 #ArcadeRacer #retrogames

Screenshot of In-development arcade racing game Street Hornets from PlayNAO. Screen shows a tropical island sunny blue skies with palm trees and red desert rocks with a shiny red car, yellow car and blue car lined up and 5 colorful hot-air balloons in the sky.

#StreetHornets devlog - 15 Sept 2025

Here's a screenshot of our latest development progress from our arcade racing game inspired by 90s Arcade Racers

#ScreenshotSaturday #indiedev #gamedev #UE5 #SEGA #DaytonaUSA #Outrun2 #Arcade #GamersUnite #Gaming #Videogames #Retrogames

still haven't finished that banner

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playing some late night Mario 64 off the N64, may try to go for all 120 stars, I guess I kinda just wanna play Mario 64 after thinking too hard about what games I should play on stream

A custom sticker in the fashion of Smash Bros GAME! graphic that instead says Gay.

Stickers you can immediately hear.

my girl, Coco

yo hey, I'm live again for the weekend streaming off of my Sega Saturn, playing some of the OG Rayman for the first time, feel free to swing by and hangout

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I just made this account and I'm too lazy to make a banner for it I just wanna game dammit

Playing the new Dragon Quest VII remake demo and then maybe something else afterwards, maybe, don't count on it

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