Steph

Super Bowl Sunday was in my experience the sl-west* night at the emergency vet. Tied with NYE.

(*You can never actually say the word. It's a jinx. Don't want to curse my homies.)

If you decide to take a break from social media, don't announce it. Instead, make your last post something
interesting like, "Guys, there's the cutest family of black bears over there. I'm gonna go grab a photo. brb."

I saw a meme a while back about how being able to eat grapefruit was a flex.

Was hoping for a 10" but beggars can't be choosers.

ADDENDUM TO UPDATE: IT WAS ROCKFORD FILES.

ANTENNA TV UPDATE: YET ANOTHER ANTI-NAZI EPISODE.

I don't know what show this is but I just watched two black guys kick the shit out of a room full of Nazi's. 10/10.

If it weren’t for social media I would have no idea that so many of my friends and acquaintances are complete and total fuckwits.

Calling Joe Rogan a knuckledragger is offensive to knuckledraggers. 🤣

know your secret society symbols! if you see a swastika on someone's arm, that's code for "please punch me in the face as hard as you can"!

Bold of you to assume we have 30 years left.

Today it's exactly 80 years ago Auschwitz-Birkenau was liberated. Maybe wise for some to look it up and remember why that happened?

Omg. So it's the end of the episode and (spoiler) Chuck Norris and Co. kick the shit out of the nazi's, and there's a big burning cross in front of a church, and the last scene of the show is people praying, and wind starts blowing really hard and it blows out the cross.

Even God hates nazis. 🙏

Like, they're showing swastika wearing neo nazis terrorizing people and Chuck Norris is fighting them.

🔥🔥🔥🔥

Thank you for reminding us that nazis are bad.

Anyways, Walker Texas Ranger is on right now and it's the episode where they fight the neo nazis and there is NO WAY THIS IS RANDOM. Way to go over the air TV.

I see a lot of Rockford Files and Magnum PI... and based on the ads, over the air tv is 1000% for old people. Every ad is for life insurance, joint supplements, and dumb trump memorabilia. Apparently there's a trump version of the Billy Bass talking fish. It's fucking absurd.

I have a small TV that I didn't use for years. But at some point, I realized that I could get an antenna and pick up local channels. So I got an antenna for $12 and now I get a handful of channels for free. It's soothing background noise. A lot of the channels show reruns constantly.

YO the coolest thing is happening right now. Thread incoming: so, I'm old and don't have a lot of money, I also don't really care much about TV. I have no streaming services and haven't watched any of the popular series. I'll throw a youtube documentary playlist on sometimes as background noise...

Share if you’re Gen X and you grew up:
- Licking lead paint off the walls
- Drinking leaded gasoline straight from the pump
- Chewing on a big bar of lead whenever you were bored
And you turned out fine!!!!

Doom scrolling is great right now because The Doom is always fresh. It used to be The Doom would get stale after a day or 2 but now the horrors are unending 😊

I haven't logged into Twitter in forever so I forgot what a national treasure the eve 6 guy is.

Peak FAFO.

Threads. Idk if it's perfect, but it will... uh... change your life.

(You didn't specify for worse or better 🤷‍♀️)

One thing about me is that I will fight Nazis until I’m six feet in the ground.

Kind of weird starting a new social media account from scratch but I'm glad people are moving away from the fash owned ones. Also hoping to combine the old radio show account and the circus one. I have a bunch of friends following on one but not the other...

If you have followed me and I didn't follow you back, poke me. There's a bunch of you.