Parson Peeves

It's not a cult ... It's not a cult ... It's not a cult ...

I'd rather worship with a group of immigrants than a group of ICE agents.

Statistically speaking, you have a greater chance of being killed by an ICE agent than by an undocumented immigrant.
#NotHyperbole

Antifa (United States) - Wikipedia

Fun (or not so fun) fact: nazis.us brings you to the US Department of Homeland Security.

If Trump manages to steal Greenland, what should the new name be?
1. Trumpsylvania
2. Donmark
3. Orangeland
4. Magaritaville

Other ideas?

And the Nobel War Prize goes to ...

As seen on Facebook:
"Elon Musk has been lashing out at people for calling his Testlas "swasticars".

He's simply Fuhrious." - CARE2

Questions on the ICE job application (probably):
1. Do you have a conscience?
2. Are you cold-hearted?
3. Are you willing to deny a person their due process?
4. Are you demon-possessed or at least demon-inspired?
5. If you are a Christian, are you willing to deny your faith?

The idea of a police state doesn't appeal to me in the least.

If informing people of their constitutional rights threatens you, you must be involved in something unconstitutional.

The people who are yelling the loudest about "illegals" in our country are the same people who voted for a 34-count felon to become President.

The people complaining about the Bad Bunny halftime show are people who never watch the halftime show in the first place.

You can never understand what Super Bowl halftime performers are singing, anyway, so what does it matter if Bad Bunny sings in Spanish?

I'm losing count of how many TV show are advertising that they are the "#1 show on television." Can't we just give them all a Popsicle and tell them, "You're all #1."

If you pointed out, mocked, laughed at Biden's cognitive decline, but not Trump's, you are a partisan hypocrite.

I just read that one of the main actors on one of CBS's shows was immediately fired for allegedly sexually assaulting a costar. On a positive note, he could still run as a MAGA candidate in the next presidential election.

It doesn't bother me that Bugs Bunny is performing at the Super Bowl.

Is Laura Loomer really that despicable, or is it just a bit she does to appeal to despicable people?

"Heal the sick." - Jesus
"Nah. We're going to remove health coverage from millions of people instead." - Senate Republicans

If you're swimming in the cesspool, don't talk about draining the swamp.

Waffle irons should be round, not square.

One of the first thing to keep in mind when trying to understand Scripture is: A text cannot mean what it never meant.

And another thing: When you twist Scripture to say what you want it to say, it is no longer God's word, but your own.

I found this interesting:
Once you're sworn in as president, you give up your driving privileges for the rest of your life. Even after you leave office.

Lyndon Johnson was the last president to drive on public roads. This rule came about after John Kennedy's assassination.

Remember: It is Daylight SAVING time, not Daylight SAVINGS Time.

So, she says, "Of course, I have to work. How would I pay for daycare, extra car payments, maintenance, gas and insurance, new wardrobe, and all those take-out meals, if I don't work?"

Is it really "ice cold" if it's not frozen?

“Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door!” - Statue of Liberty

"No! Not THOSE tired and poor . . . " - Donald Trump & MAGA

Word is that after the Inauguration, Air Force 1 will be renamed Con Air 1. (Hey, that's how I heard it.)

Q- How do you sculpt an elephant?
A- Take a block of marble and chip away anything that doesn't look like an elephant.