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#WarringtonKhan Dave Allen is absolutely battered and commentating on the fight! Hahaha

A photo of a bunch of Nike shoes.

How much do you think it costs to make a pair of Nike shoes in Asia?

Before you open this thread, take a guess. Settle on a number and then compare it to what you'll learn in this thread. 🧵

Back in the day, I remember it being near impossible to find out if Gospel Music had released anything new.
The best/worst name to search for, ever.

WATCH: Cars set on fire at Tesla in Las Vegas, "resist" painted on the building. FBI investigating

Those people that raw dog tablets and swallow them without water.

The fuck is wrong with you?

NRL Round 1 - massive margins, advanced stats and... Sketchers?!? - The Rugby League Eye Test The back half of Round 1 is complete, and we’ve seen some very different types of results. We’ve a few close games, a few terrible games and some complete blowouts including two fabled Scott Bailey sp...

Round 1 is in the books, and there were 38% of minutes played with a margin of 19+ points. More data on opening weekend margins and advanced stats from the first week of play.

Plus there's an NRL player wearing Sketchers boots??

www.rugbyleagueeyetest.com/2025/03/10/n...

Elon Musk provides new details on his ‘mind blowing’ mission to Mars In an exclusive interview, Musk said he hopes to land people on the Red Planet in 2025.

9 years ago, Musk got big coverage for saying that his target for manned flights to Mars was 2025.

2025 has arrived. Those flights to Mars have not. Instead Musk has destroyed a social media co, is destroying a car co, and is wrecking US govt + US economy.

www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-swi...

Friday nights for my generation is 2 hours of old #TOTP on BBC4, and looking up where they are now

I once got 4 questions correct and thought I was a genius

Seeing a prominent left wing poster criticising a Labour MP for using the term Slashing Red Tape because it's a Tory term and also often there for a reason.

Jesus fucking Christ. Let's just give up on trying to be efficient and using standard phrases then shall we?

We're our own worst enemy

What in the 1990's is this!

As Vance 'lectures' Europe on free speech, it is good to be reminded that the United States ranks 55 (!) on the World Press Freedom Index.

The top 10 countries are ALL in Europe.

#journalism #democracy #freepress

rsf.org/en/index

Because it's ended? Wow

Watching The Breakfast Club with my 12 year old daughter and we are talking about her sexuality. And she described herself as Non-Boynary, which honestly, is the best sexuality description ever!

They talk daily with the trump team to share insight on how to destabilise the UK

Tories are looking into 'means testing triple lock', Kemi Badenoch tells LBC The Tories are looking into means testing the pension triple lock, Kemi Badenoch has said.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, puts the final cherry on top of a disastrous two or three weeks for the Conservative Party. www.lbc.co.uk/news/tories-...

Elon Musk: Tuesday I'm speaking to President Trump about getting together all the major players who care as much as we do about the abuse of young girls in the UK. So that's me, him, Andrew Tate, Matt Gaetz and that guy from Reform UK who has a conviction for getting drunk and assaulting his girlfriend. "We're the feminists now!" I say. "Fact!" Then I get distracted, because I've just seen a really cool meme on X about a hot milf getting stuck in a tumble-dryer while wearing yoga pants. "We're going to protect women," says Trump, "whether women like it or not" "Most Brits don't care about women at all," I say. "Have you heard of Jess Phillips?" "She's probably never even met one," says Trump. "She should be in jail," I say. "We'll do that after we invade." "Slow down, Elon," he says. "We're invading Greenland, Panama and Mexico first." "Oh sure," I say. "Priorities."

todays satirical diary from @hugorifkind.bsky.social

Enemas 👍

Non-slip footwear highly recommended

Screenshot of Laura Loomer Twitter page announcing her Bluesky account. @loomered.bsky.social

Let’s see how fast we can get her to shoot up the most blocked rankings.

Remember that folks like her are here to mine us for nasty comments so they can run back to Twitter and use us as an example of their oppression. She’s knows we hate her. We don’t have to give her content and ammunition.

Watching old episodes of the Generation Game and you can't help but notice just how much Brucey would touch up *every female contestant.

Dirty old man

This racist article fails to mention that the Magdeburg attacker was radicalised by the far right, no doubt by racist articles such as this one.

a man in a green and blue jacket stands next to another man ALT: a man in a green and blue jacket stands next to another man

NYPD searching potential suspects

A doctor’s letter to United Healthcare for denying nausea meds for a child on chemo

Getting a delivery from Tesco and having to stoop to take out tins of spaghetti hoops and pot noodles from the crate, as the driver judges you for your shopping choices and for always feeling like you're moving far too slowly, is so undignified