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Timbers / Winterhawks / BMW / Sneakers

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Oooooof.

08.03.2026 03:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m at the Timbers match. What’s happening?

08.03.2026 03:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

As a carnivore, that might have been one of the only meat-free meals I ever truly got excited about.

07.03.2026 00:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I want this on a scarf.

06.03.2026 03:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

New guy doesn’t know the team yet, because that’s exactly how the Portland Timbers look most matches.

01.03.2026 02:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Looks like my old USL-era GIVE ME A REASON scarf gets to come back out next week.

Don’t know why I bother watching away matches.

#rctid

28.02.2026 23:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Jumping in late here, but it’s cute to think that Ferrari won’t Ferrari it up. πŸ˜‚

27.02.2026 05:58 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Why did you go on a trip with only one pair of shoes?

24.02.2026 01:40 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is why I wanted Canada to win. The US deserves nothing right now.

22.02.2026 19:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

RIP to those 4s.

22.02.2026 06:28 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m glad the club didn’t catch me yelling things at Schmetzer post match in roughly 2007…cause it looked similar.

21.02.2026 05:11 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You sound like Michelle.

20.02.2026 21:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

The last month-ish, the original cheeseburger was different in a good way. Bun seemed fresher and less dry.

But you’ll really only see me there during Walla Walla Onion Ring season.

18.02.2026 20:38 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you for the laugh. I miss SCUSA.

10.02.2026 04:51 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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What is the greatest Super Bowl halftime show? 🎀

Before Bad Bunny takes the stage on Sunday, The Athletic's @saadyousuf126.bsky.social watched every performance since 1991.

Here's his top 10.

07.02.2026 16:11 β€” πŸ‘ 95    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 29

I like how he says it’s the β€œmost racist thing I’ve seen out of this White House”, implying there were less racist things.

06.02.2026 15:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1488    πŸ” 163    πŸ’¬ 48    πŸ“Œ 10

I turned to cross it around 4:15, but after sitting through 3 lights at 3rd, I was luckily able to get outta Dodge and head for the Morrison.

06.02.2026 02:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fingers crossed. Came from a guy who has a pulse on the auto repair scene.

06.02.2026 02:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve been given Legacy Automotive as an idea for you to try. 503.284.8080

06.02.2026 02:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Work has them in many places and it is very preferable.

05.02.2026 03:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Happened to me a few months back in Scottsdale. It was weird as heck.

02.02.2026 19:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He had shoulder surgery right after the season to fix what had been holding him back the second half of last year. Should be back by April, IIRC.

31.01.2026 18:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That is a fun little hotel.

25.01.2026 05:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

All of this is fucking senseless. Minnesota did not have an immigration problem. Trump sent his Nazi thugs here because he's racist against Somali people and to own libs like Tim Walz. Now two Minnesotans are dead and Minneapolis is on the verge of going up in flames. None. Of. This. Was. Necessary.

24.01.2026 16:55 β€” πŸ‘ 27072    πŸ” 8541    πŸ’¬ 864    πŸ“Œ 340

*Waves to you both*

19.01.2026 23:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pew Research Institute (2023):

β€’ Red State Texas has about 2.1 million undocumented immigrants

β€’ Red State Florida has 1.6 M undocumented immigrants

β€’ Blue State Minnesota has 130,000.

And yet only Minnesota is being occupied by masked thugs over "immigration."

It's *not* about immigration.

18.01.2026 21:03 β€” πŸ‘ 47889    πŸ” 20539    πŸ’¬ 1508    πŸ“Œ 1072
This picture is one of the rare photos to capture the true essence of Trump. An angry, evil, vindictive man who can’t control himself. 

He’s fuming here at that brave Ford worker. This image is one of the few that conveys how dangerous he is.

This picture is one of the rare photos to capture the true essence of Trump. An angry, evil, vindictive man who can’t control himself. He’s fuming here at that brave Ford worker. This image is one of the few that conveys how dangerous he is.

This is the work of a professional photojournalist. The shot no one else would take.

Look at that picture. It conveys so much.

Anger, vindictiveness, a man who can’t control himself, a danger to those around him and, unfortunately, the world.

πŸ“Έ Evelyn Hockstein/Reuters

17.01.2026 05:50 β€” πŸ‘ 165    πŸ” 62    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 9

Let’s see it in action!

17.01.2026 22:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Sigh.

17.01.2026 16:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Same. They aren’t quite that specific about a certain place but same theme.

12.01.2026 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0