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Federal sex trafficking, teenage of consent is 18, as it is when the relationship crosses state lines (even without it necessarily being trafficking.)

The thing about corruption is that sometimes… you don’t even need to involve the orange rat bastard at the top.

An enterprising minion might have done it without being told.

I knew an aussie shep that, if she felt you weren't paying enough attention would sneak in and leave a slobbery squeaky toy where you'll step on it, then sneak out and do the laser-eyes until you stepped on it.

would it violate the whole "cruel and unusual" thing to lock her up with Trump and throw the key away? (I'm envisioning a sound proof cell that gets opened only to provide basic necessities- through a slot.)

not to be a total dick, but, uhm, like. That's not how any of this works.

you're making a claim. you get to support that claim with evidence. if you cannot support that claim with tangible evidence, I don't have to have to accept it.

this goes for both god and abductions.

Where do I sign up?

After dies piglet should respond “good.”

Also would need a Calvin cartoon pissing on his mausoleum.

Similar, but was in the Assemblies of God.

It amazes me how incurious people are… and how offended they get when you ask “where did that come from?” About something they’ve just accepted their whole lives without ever asking the question themselves.

This would make a wonderful shirt.

so like, yeah. I don't, because there's no reason to believe such a being exists. But, if such a being as the christian god did exist...

I'd fear him. He's a raging asshole who once slaughtered uncounted children to flex; and the entire purpose of our existence isso he could LARP as a Nice Guy™️

It seems like an unreasonable accommodation to me.

Also, somebody should check to see if he was left alone with other women, ever. someone with the legal authority to arrest and charge him, that is.

so... whose dick size is he exaggerating?

not lying never hurt nobody. ("Tell us who ripped off the rich fuck. we won't hurt you, honest!")

and my favorite- "Don't seek to improve your station, be happy with you got, you poor slob."

The others are barely adequate, but mostly amount to social control.

Elders (mothers and fathers,) propagate the same culture of obedience

it's actually 'murder', not 'kill', and guess who decides the difference.

Adultery is a measure to control who you have sex/kids with...

The ten commandments suck anyhow.

1) worship me, and only me.
2) don't put me in a [stupid statue]
3) don't swear silly oaths invoking my name
4) set aside an entire day to worship me. and also fuck around, cuz boredom.

are the kinds of laws a narcissistic, abusive pervert would have.

So. What’s the next excuse Johnson comes up with?

Wrong answers only.

The second is that Schumer likely knew about it and didn’t whip up the votes. There has been fuck all for consequences, and there won’t be again.

Third… it’s clear they don’t understand what the base, or Americans writ large, actually want and refuse to learn the lessons they’re being shown.

If the rumors that more dem senators wanted this, then a few things are true.

The first is that they knew this was going to be wildly unpopular, given that they only used just enough to get it done… and those are either all retiring or not up for reelection until 2028.

why is this guy still allowed to be a democrat?

he's clearly switched parties.

Kick him out of the party. Or if that's too much for Schumer, maybe yeet his committees and shit. Failing that... clamp his nipples in a machinist's floor vice. I'm sure his constituents have a few we can borrow....

One step at a time. It seems like an insurmountable pile of bullshit, but we gotta start mucking out the cow pen one shovel at a time.

I suggest tiger balm to help with the smell. Just a bit under the lip.

Some of these guys said that about RvW. It’s good news, don’t get me wrong, but if they had a better case, they’d be happy to go the other way.

That’s what my Niece does, too.

To be sure, his position was already somewhat awkward

Yes. They are that stupid.

And also yes… they’re probably getting something.

good point.

I counter that with stones and turds. maybe sticks.

I bet the cuddle puddle is epic!

Shame cones?

I mean, it’s in the right direction, but there’s much more interesting options. Pillories are fun. You’d get to throw rotting veggies and fruit at the .

the whos of whoville are terrible neighbors.

They smell beautiful!

(At least for a moment or two?)