Josh

Having done a Mexican in Mexico feels a bit out of place in this list but gotta respect the game

Jurors Find Sandwich Hurler Not Guilty of Assault

www.nytimes.com/2025/11/06/u... justice is served (between bread, with a little mustard squirting out)

why is this mayoral election different than all other mayoral elections?

in all other mayoral elections, we get to see andrew cuomo lose but once. but in this mayoral elections, we get to see him lose *twice*.

lol and not a single peep from anybody about unfair advantages or how they don’t want to see a man hit a woman… yet let me simply exist🥴🥴

Almost like it was never actually about those things… funny huh

Scoop: Mamdani ally weighs challenging Hakeem Jeffries Just talking about a potential campaign could drive a further wedge between Mamdani — the democratic socialist in line to be New York's next mayor — and Rep. Hakeem Jeffries (D-N.Y.)

This is exactly what we need. This is it.

"New York City Council member Chi Ossé, a close ally of Zohran Mamdani, is privately discussing a run against House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (D-N.Y.)"

Kyle 2 is my favorite Kyle

An AI generated image of Andrew Cuomo driving a train.

An AI generated image of Andrew Cuomo working on the outside of a building.

An AI generated image of Andrew Cuomo on the floor of the New York Stock Exchange.

In a city of world-class artists and production crew hunting for the next gig, Andrew Cuomo made a TV ad the same way he wrote his housing policy: with AI.

Then again, maybe a fake Cuomo is better than the real one?

The wait is nearly over. Fat Bear Week kicks off today at 9 AM PT 🐻

Who’s ready to meet the ultimate salmon snackers and vote for their fave chonk?

Set your alarms and get to fatbearweek.org

KRIS STATLANDER IS THE NEW AEW WOMEN'S CHAMPION!!!!

#AEWAllOut

Hakeem Jeffries voted for Charlie Kirk Day but still isn’t sure if he’ll endorse Zohran Mamdani. This is why the approval rating of the Democratic Party is lower than Trump’s or the GOP.

I truly believe that the New York Democratic Party has the most hapless, shit-for-brains party machinery in the country.

A statement dripping in contempt for his own voters and his colleagues. Hakeem Jeffries isn’t suited for office, let alone leadership.

This is what the subway crime panic was always about and why they lionized Daniel Perry. It’s exactly what the Manhattan Institute and all those goons who used to troll us on Twitter fantasize about every day. Kilmeade finally feels comfortable to say it out loud.

bsky.app/profile/atru...

Hangman Page is based as fuck for this. #WomensWrestling IS wrestling.

Article: bleacherreport.com/articles/252...

Also an NYC politician conflating rent stabilization and rent control like this (or willfully not correcting a journalist who gets it wrong ahem Hakeem) should be a career killing gaffe like an Iowa politician not knowing the price of corn.

New York, NY – Governor Andrew M. Cuomo, candidate for Mayor of New York City, today announced ‘Zohran’s Law,’ a plan to protect the city’s rent-stabilized apartments from being occupied by high-income individauls, ensuring these limited, affordable units go to New Yorkers who actually need them. Under Cuomo’s proposal, when a rent-stabilized apartment becomes vacant, the incoming individual income would be capped so that the annual rent makes up at least 30 percent of that income. For example, if an apartment rents for $2,500 a month ($30,000 per year), the new tenant’s income could not exceed $100,000. New York City is in the grip of a housing emergency. The city does not have enough units, and the drastically low vacancy rate is driving up prices, squeezing families, and forcing many to leave in record numbers.

In urban policy, it is considered bad for someone to be rent-burdened (spending at least 30% of their income on rent). But Cuomo's newly proposed law would *require* that people be rent-burdened. Absolutely insane.

when they close it all up, I do believe this will go down as the funniest video on the internet

reading a memoir is so crazy to me. you remember stuff you did?

charlie brown said he feels ‘cheated’ after lucy promised him she would hold the football in place so he could kick it, only to find himself flipped onto his back in disgrace

My most millennial gripe is the way fandoms and interest groups have moved into closed discord servers now. The children yearn for the forums, webrings, and livejournals of their ancestors.

nyla don't die please

To be clear, this is what actual antisemitism looks like.

i want eric adams to lose, but i also want him to go on live tv for one hour every night for the rest of his life and we just see what comes out

I can't emphasize enough how ugly and pervasive and persistent the "Mamdani hates Jews" campaign was. I'm happy that so many Jews stood strong against that vileness. Maybe people will start to understand that we've had it with being treated as a paranoid, easily manipulated single-issue bloc.

Zohran looking out on a victory night crowd.

In the words of Nelson Mandela: it always seems impossible until it’s done.

My friends, it is done. And you are the ones who did it.

I am honored to be your Democratic nominee for the Mayor of New York City.

This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t George W. Bush may think that a war against Iraq is the solution to our problems, but the reality is, it will only serve to create far more.

theonion.com/this-war-wil...

Just days ago, Brad Lander called me to interpret for an Arabic-speaking asylee whose case was approved, yet ICE was still harassing him inside the building. Brad personally escorted him out to safety. He does this kind of work quietly, every day.

I'm proud I don't have Andrew Cuomo's record of corruption, scandal and disgrace.

And the name is M-A-M-D-A-N-I.