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When adjusting our clocks for British Summer Time and Greenwich Mean Time, we are always reminded by the saying "Spring forward, fall back." However, my mate Alberto is an acrobat in a circus and during his performance he sometimes springs back sometimes forward and sometimes falls forward, sometimes back. Over the years the clocks in his caravan have got so out of synch that he has a roaring fire in July and wears shorts and flip flops in January. Horlicks the clown, Somewhere-on-the-road

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👏 "We've lived here all our lives. And I have never felt so unwelcome in my own hometown as I do since your party came into Caerphilly."

"With all the rhetoric that you bring in, I have to say to my sons, please don't go there. Please don't do this."

"I blame you for that."

Even when told about DLD lots of people don't seem to get what it is. And so we asked the experts, people with DLD (Developmental Language Disorder). One young person said DLD was 'trying to learn, but the words won't click.'
How do you explain DLD to others?
#DLDday
#DevLangDis

The richest man on earth owns X.

The second richest man on earth is about to be a major owner of TikTok.

The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.

The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post.

See the problem here?

I'm going to put The Staunton Lick on, in honour of that assist

Some young people in Home Bargains have just rejected a tea towel on the grounds 'that grey's a bit millennial'

TalkTV is airing attacks on trans people without broadcasting the views of those who support trans rights. Call on Ofcom to take action:https://goodlaw.social/66f6a3

Man of the Cloth Bill Wells · Cruel Summer EP · Song · 2011

"Man Of The Cloth" open.spotify.com/track/1czrFu...

Don't forget your own water if you're travelling from Derby station today. "Real feel" 36° later but
@WHSmith
selling water starting from £3.19 for 500ml. What's the justification?

Neil OLD, more like, ha ha. Amirite?!?!?!?

Connections
Puzzle #738
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Lancashire person wrote the Connections puzzle in today's New York Times. Surely?

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Gentle reminder to unionize.

Oil tanker crisis? Bring out Phil McCann #wato

Gwynedd: Fart selfies used to harass woman's partner's ex Woman gets a 12-month community order for sending a series of videos of herself on passing wind.

Leeks for ya www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...