Conor 🙂‍↕️ @conorishere

haircut x

04.10.2025 15:57 — 👍 125 🔁 3 💬 4 📌 0

me googling “what is the civil service” after working 4 years in the civil service because I have to go promote it at a uni careers fair

01.10.2025 10:31 — 👍 20 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

tried notification announcements on my new airpods and the first one I got was an instagram dm asking me for dick pics so that was swiftly turned off

29.09.2025 12:32 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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chinese takeaway and a bottle of rose after a terrible week at work

19.09.2025 17:50 — 👍 12 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

SAT for the demon slayer movie 🤓⚔️

13.09.2025 11:32 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a work fuckup which I’d buried my head in the sand for weeks over has sorted itself without me doing anything

10.09.2025 09:52 — 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

did an extremely half-hearted home workout followed immediately by a takeaway which arrived halfway through my final set

07.09.2025 18:50 — 👍 19 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Happy birthday! 🎈

06.09.2025 11:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

bonus butt ✨

06.09.2025 10:17 — 👍 86 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0

un petit hungover

06.09.2025 08:55 — 👍 70 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 1

staring out the baby sitting across from me on the tram

05.09.2025 08:39 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

recession indicator

05.09.2025 08:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

girl the content has me by the balls!

04.09.2025 15:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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PLUS Legends Z-A on Switch

04.09.2025 13:19 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

about to be BANKRUPT this next couple of months with so many good games releasing 😫

04.09.2025 13:14 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

just remembered that in sixth form (age 17/18) our biology teacher made all the boys take a glass jar to the loo, piss in it and bring it back so that the whole class could assess how hydrated we were… 😭

03.09.2025 13:18 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

there’s something so cunty and satisfying about the first day of the month being on a Monday, every month should do that 🙂‍↕️

01.09.2025 08:16 — 👍 25 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

seats right at the front = JAIL. But Weapons is fun, enjoy diva!

30.08.2025 11:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

you can’t spell “bright cunty underwear” without “uncut” 🙂‍↕️

26.08.2025 20:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

bumped into an oomf while I was walking home from work, he was sitting outside a bar looking hot and gorgeous and I was very sweaty and had just finished devouring a sausage roll when he spotted me

26.08.2025 19:53 — 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0