Insert Jeezy Bread

You get me

How taco bell on doordash looks at me

At some point in your early 20s you just start bleeding somewhere every day for usually a really dumb reason and you just gotta accept that

212 USD for a designer dildo that shatters in your hole we have lost the plot

The Grungler

Possibly his most Virus_Kid coded tweet ever

Fukurashi getting old fuck literally everything

Sonic Unleashed

Hidden in the villiage area of Aptos in 'Sonic Unleashed' are two realistic cats, just chilling in the sun.

We Have Enough Dead Friends By Lena Oleanderson Come over. The doors are open, my flat's a mess and so is my heart but the doors are always open. Come over. I will make soup, probably from frozen but the important thing is we will both eat. You don't have to be dying, but if you are, or you feel like you are, or if living's been hard, call me, and I will show up. It doesn't have to be that bad, it doesn't have to be bad at all, but if it is, please call. Do you want me to do the groceries? Do you want me to mop the floors? Do you need to be held; you don't have to be dying to be held. If you want me to be there, I want to. I'm on the bathroom floor again, and breathing is hard, and eating's been hard, and sleeping, the world is a laden thing rolling around on my chest lately. Just being alive is heavy tonight, but we have enough dead friends. Come over.

I don't think I've come across a poem that taps into my ethos when it comes to navigating queer community within the context of a hostile world as much as "We Have Enough Dead Friends" by Lena Oleanderson.

I strive to make my home a sanctuary where other faggots feel safe and cared for.

Hoe said she like Blur

Seals is dogs

They should make a candle that smells like freshly killed bedbugs

My stepdad was distributing packs to keep up with rent and food for us way back then but I was too busy listening to Big Sean and watching porn on my wii u gamepad to notice

WTF! Will smith just 2L starter 4 bar positive solo TOD’d Chris Rock at The Oscars 🫣

Just got word. Charlie Kirk is in stable condition. He’s gonna make it

Roc Nation made my truck gravitate towards that pedestrian

Meemaw used to get up at 4am every day to spin the block before tea and biscuits

I cut my finger on a unknown-length-old open can at work today and now I think the vents in my house are speaking arabic to me

New dodgers official merch

Should I cop 👀

I got two
Phones

Tattoos is ketamine. Soup kitchen is board games

>looking for a new queer event
>ask the organizer if their event is ketamine or board games
>she doesnt understand
>pull out illustrated diagram explaing what is ketamine and what is board games
>they laugh and say “it’s a good event ma’am”
>attend
>its board games

Daaaaaa bluejays lose!

Baseball is a heathen’s sport

Scripted

How does a cheese shortage even happen