Lucifer

Same with my new hearing aids.

I’d rather see him leaving the White House in a hearse.

😂

* “Tariffs are going to make us rich as hell.”

Tariffs are taxes paid by Americans. Ergo, taxes are going to make us rich as hell. Right?

The raccoon was framed. The robbery was an inside job.

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He’d definitely deserve the Nobel peace prize. Posthumously.

Spell?

He might have been unconscious following a stroke.

How can a price fall by more than 100%? Are drug companies going to start paying ME?

Have you noticed that the people who gripe the most about income taxes are the ones who don’t pay any in the first place?

The battery was getting weak in my Apple Watch model 6 and they wouldn’t replace the battery but offered to replace the watch but without the blood oxygen feature. Screw that. I just turned off the always on feature and it now lasts all day. I figure it’s good for another 5 years.

Have you noticed when passing through rural areas of the country that the frequency of domestic junk piles (“Freedom piles”) increases in direct proportion to the frequency of Trump signs?

I hate the fact that I can actually say “back in the day” and nobody bats an eye.

Trump pardoned 2 turkeys today and they hadn’t even committed any felonies. It’s Trump slipping?

The House passed a resolution condemning socialism. Okay.

When are they going to pass a resolution condemning fascism?

This is the MAGA lot summed up in one picture. 🤦‍♂️🤡

They’re doing to America what they did to Christianity | Bill McKibben Trump’s wrecking-ball approach to America has a precedent: the evangelical perversion of Jesus’s message of radical love to one of hate and aggression

Christianity did it to itself.

Not enough

“Values”

😂 Me most of all - lol

Died at 93. That’s not very reassuring.

Fat chance.

Tell them it’s an e-bike. LOL