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i do the crossword in sharpie and i never learned the shortcut for "undo."

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Latest posts by kelseycoch.bsky.social on Bluesky

I want it on the record that I think the life of a showgirl is an instant classic

05.10.2025 03:49 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a close up of a woman wearing a necklace and a sweater . ALT: a close up of a woman wearing a necklace and a sweater .
13.09.2025 04:55 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Here’s the thing. I knew I was named after Kelsey Grammer. My mom admits it when she drinks. But I kept trying to make that make sense with the premiere of Frasier, which happened *after I was born. But it was just cheers all along

13.09.2025 04:55 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

not here to say anything except I have figured out why there were so many Kelseys in the early 90s and unfortunately there’s a straight line from the hit TV show cheers

13.09.2025 04:51 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m still fine with Sansa as the queen in the North man, I’m the number one Sansa defender

04.09.2025 04:36 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

my other fixes are basically
-Arya can help Jon kill the night king, but he has to do it. Ice and fire baby, what are we doing.
-Tyrion poisons Dany after she goes β€œburn them all” mode
-Jon executes Tyrion
-Jon is king

04.09.2025 04:34 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I really wasn’t shit posting man, I’m glad you see it

04.09.2025 04:32 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

really hate to bring this up but I have been rewatching GoT β€” and I swear I mean this earnestly β€” but I do have to say that I think the first step in fixing season 8 is killing Brienne of Tarth unceremoniously in the very first wave of the army of the dead

04.09.2025 04:17 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

The president is sending the military to control American cities and if you're a reporter who's framing that illegal power grab as "pushing the boundaries of constitutionality" or "acting boldly to fight crime" or whatever, please go find another line of work where you won't get us all killed.

02.09.2025 20:56 β€” πŸ‘ 33955    πŸ” 9364    πŸ’¬ 481    πŸ“Œ 306

even better

03.09.2025 05:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this is the first post I saw after staying off bluesky for weeks and I’ve got to say, man, you knocked it out of the park

03.09.2025 04:56 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

For the record, our division commander BANNED things called β€œpresence patrols” in Iraq.

β€œIf you don’t have a specific task & purpose, your β€˜presence’ doesn’t do anything.”

National Guard stating they are now doing presence patrols in DC.

A complete waste of soldier’s time & effort.

13.08.2025 01:06 β€” πŸ‘ 24485    πŸ” 7192    πŸ’¬ 931    πŸ“Œ 296
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Top Generals Nominated for New Positions Must Now Meet With Trump

All four-star general nominees must now interview with President Trump. The goal is to "ensure they are war fighters first β€” not bureaucrats,” says the WH.
Some fear it could politicize the general officer corps.
www.nytimes.com/2025/07/29/u...

29.07.2025 20:48 β€” πŸ‘ 772    πŸ” 271    πŸ’¬ 257    πŸ“Œ 291

currently experiencing a watershed moment where the last two doctors I’ve seen have both been *younger than me and to be very frank I do not care for that at all

29.07.2025 20:23 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
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11,000 more TB patients died after Trump's USAID cuts. That number will rise. | Opinion The potential for thousands of new deaths from TB is not worth the less than 1% in federal savings that came from cutting USAID.

Great op-ed @usatoday.com from longtime TB Fighter Quinn Yates: www.usatoday.com/story/opinio...

08.07.2025 13:19 β€” πŸ‘ 541    πŸ” 105    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 5

enough.

06.07.2025 04:16 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

we don’t have AC so our windows are open at night and I have a BABY who is trying to SLEEP so that I CAN SLEEP

06.07.2025 04:16 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

hearing fireworks on July 5th at 2115 PST and I’m mad as hell lol

06.07.2025 04:15 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

it’s absurd that NYT forced him to delete these skeets, which … convey the factual information that Zohran Mamdani is, in fact, a man of South Asian descent who was born and raised in Africa, and that the pseudonymous source of the hacked material is a white supremacist eugenicist.

04.07.2025 03:04 β€” πŸ‘ 13112    πŸ” 4604    πŸ’¬ 106    πŸ“Œ 205
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3 of my classmates are in Congress, and this just posted to the class FB page πŸ’€

04.07.2025 14:38 β€” πŸ‘ 184    πŸ” 30    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 2

locking in while my husband is away on business (rewatching all of sex in the city)

02.07.2025 04:08 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Love Pedro Pascal's look here. The coat looks great because it's big and long. Modern overcoats are often too slim and short, which robs them of drama and verve.

02.07.2025 03:05 β€” πŸ‘ 3545    πŸ” 121    πŸ’¬ 47    πŸ“Œ 32

Nick Viall is a once in a generation talent as a messy bitch who loves drama

02.07.2025 02:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

would recommend trying Seinfeld my man

01.07.2025 00:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I genuinely cannot believe how many Democrats are spending their energy on destroying Mamdani when the GOP is trying to turn ICE into a full on secret police by drastically raising their budget

29.06.2025 01:06 β€” πŸ‘ 14135    πŸ” 3339    πŸ’¬ 240    πŸ“Œ 232
Riley Gaines: New York City is so screwed.

evan loves worf: Did Zohran Mamdani also beat you at swimming?

Riley Gaines: New York City is so screwed. evan loves worf: Did Zohran Mamdani also beat you at swimming?

25.06.2025 21:43 β€” πŸ‘ 10192    πŸ” 1562    πŸ’¬ 103    πŸ“Œ 90

illegal war started by a man constitutionally ineligible to be president

22.06.2025 00:34 β€” πŸ‘ 52160    πŸ” 11476    πŸ’¬ 425    πŸ“Œ 375

just saw LeBron James in a Amazon prime day advertisement (he was working in a hibachi restaurant?????????????) which is a recession indicator if I’ve ever seen one so

22.06.2025 00:35 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I obviously know we have bigger problems right now but I’m so sad about the White House rose garden. Like so terribly sad.

21.06.2025 03:09 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

Vance is here to grab content he can post on X, using your replies. Starve the beast.

18.06.2025 23:41 β€” πŸ‘ 10667    πŸ” 2900    πŸ’¬ 225    πŸ“Œ 93

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