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Brittanie Elle

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✨ Life, Locs & Lessons ☕️ I’m just chatting over here.

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14.02.2026 00:20 — 👍 4    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

I just did a cooking lesson with my grandma and the amount of times she gave me the side eye lets me know I’ve really just been playing around in my kitchen all these years.

14.02.2026 00:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Stop scrolling and go record/edit/type up that thing you’re supposed to be working on.

14.02.2026 00:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The fans calling Cardi + Stefon’s son Baby Touchdown and her going along with it will never not be funny to me. 😂

14.02.2026 00:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Delulu Hive is starting to stress me out. Beyoncé please give us something so they shut up! 😭

14.02.2026 00:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I hope he bever bets on the commanders

09.02.2026 03:29 — 👍 1    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

Oh they’re done. 😭💀

09.02.2026 03:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

She left. 😭😂

09.02.2026 03:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Belcalis left the game. OMG. 😭😂

09.02.2026 03:15 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Cardi ain’t posted once. She put a hex on that nigga. He must have another baby on the way.

09.02.2026 03:03 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1
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The curse is real. LMFAO.

09.02.2026 03:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Drake Maye gotta turn into Tom Brady. He shoulda bought an Etsy witch.

09.02.2026 02:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Aaron Hernandez:

09.02.2026 02:22 — 👍 80    🔁 40    💬 23    📌 12

Whew this is so boring and ain’t nobody fine even out there. I’d rather be looking at Jalen Hurts. 😩

09.02.2026 02:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The slo-mo of the patriots on the sideline is FRYING ME. 😭

09.02.2026 02:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

For everyone who’s fallen asleep, WAKE UP! Go to the bathroom and grab your snacks for Bad Bunny.

09.02.2026 01:09 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Why are we doing karaoke to Backstreet Boys for a crypto app?

09.02.2026 01:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m not a teacher but, I don’t think the children are walking around with post-it notes to stick on peoples backpacks.

09.02.2026 00:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Stefon got too many allegations to be getting in sideline squabbles.

09.02.2026 00:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Seahawks defense whooping they ass.

09.02.2026 00:40 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

A grip

01.02.2026 20:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I stopped sharing Bean years ago after following mom.uncharted on TT. With the uptick of AI and the things people can do with simple pictures… it was very sobering. Wiped her existence pretty much clean off of the internet.

01.02.2026 20:14 — 👍 14    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 1

The babies are protesting. 🥹 Let me go outside and monitor the scene.

29.01.2026 13:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Make it make sense.

21.01.2026 15:29 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

I’m flabbergasted.

21.01.2026 15:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Really trying to figure how, “Mossad used comedian Desi Banks to run recruitment ads against Iran” is a sentence that I’m reading in 2026.

21.01.2026 02:40 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

I was postpartum in 2016. I don’t remember a thing and I’d like to keep it that way. I’m happy so many people had a blast though!

15.01.2026 21:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yes it finally is. It was out alllll day.

15.01.2026 05:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Whoever went into the kitchen one day and decided to put lobster in mac and cheese deserves every good thing life has to offer.

15.01.2026 04:34 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Verizon really played all day today.

15.01.2026 04:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0