Mmm 🦭

MAGA: HOW COULD YOU SAY ANYTHING WRONG ABOUT A WHITE RACIST MAN DYING? HAVE YOU NO HEART?

Also MAGA: Anyone who obstructs ICE from kidnapping people deserves to be shot in the face. Are you r*tarded? Praise Jesus.

If you refuse to make waves you will rot in a murky cesspool.

No one’s lied to and refused to take accountability for their actions more than the Christians in my life.

Daycare fraud this daycare fraud that. Any excuse to say fuck them women, fuck my wife, and fuck their kids too.

The left this the left that. Okay pedo supporter saved by Jesus.

Can we all collectively just start roasting Ai users into oblivion to their faces? Here I’ll start:

“Ai slop suits youuu <3”
“Sloppy 🤢”
“Even Ai couldn’t fix ——”
“Is that Ai or just your terrible photo editing skills?”

Remember “Christian” MAGA Grandmas, only give to the poor if they celebrate white Jesus

Pantone just updated their Color Of The Year

Pamela Jo Bondi, doing her part to help an administration that calls itself, with a seemingly straight face, "The Most Transparent in American History."

Cover for Them LGBTQIA+ publisher story cover photo reads “Texas Wants Citizens to Take Pics and Tattor on Trans People Using the Bathroom

Republicans are actually the biggest bunch of babies

Typically, I do usually take makeup off quick, but I’m day 7 abstinent from weed… Feeling deadbeat tired after days sleepless and diving into bed for the first time this week was GLORIOUSSS

Took a note from Dolly’s book

Did you know Dolly Parton goes to sleep in makeup so she can always be camera ready in case of an earthquake in CA? QUEEN

That skincare in her makeup is no joke. My face ALWAYS looks so good in the days following wearing her foundation. No breakouts, nothing.

I fell asleep drunk in Haus Labs makeup and woke up as Lady Gaga

Limit? Universe said bet and gave me a bug twice in one month. I’m getting too skinny 😔

I’m convinced Nicki Minaj has sold out to the level of being a flat Earther for the right paycheck at this point

buzz lightyear from toy story is surrounded by green aliens and says " i have been chosen " Alt: buzz lightyear from toy story is surrounded by green aliens and says " i have been chosen "

Getting called into clinic while living with work bestie is the same energy as getting taken by one of the kids at the Pizza Planet

Universe: -gives you stomach bug- I see you’re at your limit 😃

Me -recovering- : omg YES God pls help me

Universe: -gives worst period of your life- 😃

Me:

Universe: 😃

Me: WTF 😟

Universe: 😃

illustration of my character Helene; a woman sitting on a vending machine __ #kimgakaku #runx2

you smile so wide, I can see the sides

I’m not depressed I just needed my pussy eaten for 2 hours straight after being fed

Apparently drinking enough water daily for the first time in your life is game changing

Danbooru tags: 2girls bocchi_the_rock! commentary_request drawstring drawstring_pull gotoh_hitori highres hiiragi_iwashi_(artist) hood hood_up hoodie kiss kita_ikuyo medium_hair multiple_girls parted_lips pink_hair red_hair school_uniform shuka_high_school_uniform yuri

Artist: hiiragi iwashi (artist)
Media: bocchi the rock!
Source: https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/105748731

If you want or need SNAP benefits, literally the only barrier should be...signing up.

"But what about fraud?" My sibling in red, white, and blue, THE PENTAGON HASN'T PASSED AN AUDIT IN YEARS AND MONEY IS FAKE. I don't care if too many people have food assistance.

Muscle Mommy Morticia drag at TMoms in Philly. Photos by Big Gay Writing Project photographers. Featured in black and white and rose in mouth.

Muscle Mommy Morticia drag at TMoms in Philly. Photos by Big Gay Writing Project photographers.

“Life is not all lovely thorns and singing vultures, you know.” 🥀

Happy Mischief Night from Muscle Mommy Morticia 😈

a pyramid of needs and the only need is: “T4T Frotting, but not just the normal one i’m talking hot sweaty hours passing by frotting where you forget where you are, you own personal existence just falls away and you’re just living in absolute mindless bliss hoping for release while wishing you could feel this forever fuck i’m so horny”

I didn’t fuck him, but I wanted to be nice and give him a lil shake n bake after such a nice dinner since I was on my period & BEAT after this weekend. 😂

I just threw a 200 lb man on my bed tn. I’m 120 lbs. Just girly things 💅