Starky

We watched a group tennis tournament (four courts right next to each other and 4 people play on a team and you can just hit the ball onto any of the 4 courts you want).

And then they got called to set? & I woke up in a panic bc we never found a photographer & no one would believe I even met them😅

But the photographer had left so we had to go find a photographer. So we went on various dream adventures trying to find one. I remember flying over a roller coaster at one point? They helped me buy a new wardrobe. They did tall people shit like reaching things on high shelves and it pissed me off.

Finally after like 15 ops you could get the Oliver and Ryan one but all the other fans fell to the gauntlet & gave up bc the other ops were so random and bad. By the time I made it to them, they were hanging out at a bar? When I got there they were like, oh hey why are you here? Oh right, photo ops!

But the only way to get one was to do a gauntlet of photo ops w/other random celebrities first. I don’t remember everyone but I know I got ops w/ Carrot Top, those YouTube twins that are always uncanny valley smiling, some country singer whose name I don’t know, and I think maybe Jamie Kennedy?

Kenny basically danced around the exhibit hall psyching people up to do stunts and Anirudh, Elijah, and I would watch them do the stunt and cheer. I saw JLH once but I had a bisexual melt down & ran away. Oliver & Ryan were roped into doing actual promo shit so they were the only ones w/photo ops.

Had a dream I went to a comic con of some kind and the 9-1-1 crew were there. Angela kept saying quotable things and Corinne and Aisha kept writing them down and then posting them on the walls and people would stop by the quotes and consider them like they were a modern art exhibit. 🧵

Not to belittle the importance of getting it out in the open bc it is extremely important. I just am complaining about my own little bubble bc like…my family’s losing it and like yeah cousin, why do you think I’ve so adamantly outright hated the guy? Bc he doesn’t like pronouns? Be serious here.

Like I just saw someone finally break bc they were like, wait has he been being blackmailed the whole time? And like…yeah, man. I was pretty sure I read about Piss-gate around the time the Royals were making their World Series run? Where have you been?

It sucks being someone who actually reads investigative reports bc I literally thought we knew most of this a decade ago? And now you gotta read “WOW! Bombshell! He’s literally the evilest human ever” & you have to remember all this shit is important bc everybody’s gotta catch up.

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Bingo square that says Buck chooses an accessible apartment for Chris

Alright filling out my bingo card from last night- how do we feel about crossing this one off? It’s not an apartment and we don’t *know* he did it specifically for Chris….but also, yeah it looks like the house is one story…cross it off or nah?

Oh wait, one more!

+ this episode was wayyy better at honoring Bobby than whatever the hell that funeral episode tried to do.
+ I’m glad they honored Abuela right the first time! But I hope they do mention her in future episodes ❤️

i couldn't resist making this after 9x05 #911onabc #911spoilers

I also wanna talk about BUCK’s struggle with spirituality which is pretty interesting too. Both Buck and Eddie are having a spiritual crisis at the same time lol

Abuela dead and Buck gonna let Dwayne move in, god damnit fuck this

Goddamnit.

Oh fuck oh no

Oh Eddie, I love you so much

That wink is gonna go triple platinum in Eddie edits

HenChim partners yesssss I love you!

Or feel bad about him being evicted and asking if he wants to be a roommate… please no

The fear I have that Buck is gonna date attic guy

Those last two scenes had me looking like that screaming painting I can’t think of the name of right now

That was a date Buck just asked him on. By the way.

Shot not shit lol

Leave our way of life and the shit on Eddie Omg omg omg omg here we go

That guy shutting the door right in front of Buck Buckley, like he’s not gonna immediately snoop. lol okay

Omg I for sure was like, nah this is just a grief episode but now I’m like omg…it might be a Buddie episode I’m speechless