Reebin Nibs

Dogs eye view reissue.

I say this a lot every RSD drop but in what dimension are there 3000 people that want this?

Some good news today: the cassette copy of Anita Baker’s Rapture I bought at goodwill yesterday for fifty cents isn’t demagnetized at all and sounds crisp as hell.

Just got a credit monitoring alert that the login information for the entirety of the SoundCloud database has leaked to the dark web. So bad news if you didn’t want your email address connected to all those mashups you made.

Coed Naked Lacrosse

French criminal! No functioning government in America yet!

Shakedown, Matt & Kim Daylight
Cool kids never have the time

Completely pulled Top Hat out of my ass, had no idea

Cinematrix No. 678: February 2, 2026 Can you name an Oscar-nominated Gene Kelly or Fred Astaire movie?

Strike a pose there’s nothing to it

Vulture Cinematrix No. 678: Feb 2, 2026

I got 9/9 Correct
Score: 2582

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Coveted? Almost every candidate Trump endorses loses.

It was clear years ago that the GOP efforts to weaken vaccine mandates in states along the southern border was a long game to smear immigrants as disease spreaders, I just never imagined we would jump to the Nazi Germany version of that so quickly

congratulations to the album "Mclusky Do Dallas" which won every single Grammy last night despite being released 24 years ago

Ask your doctor if Sombr is right for you.

Look, I’ve never been able to properly articulate my “The Last Waltz was a cultural psyop” theory, and I still can’t, but I’m one step closer

Those who accused One Battle After Another of placating activism by providing the illusion of mass resistance to the state have gotta be feeling pretty silly now that Bovino has apparently been sent to a new office and murdered with gas. Wait.

And that’s to say nothing of old Ron and his dad taking over Q on their board they created from their home in the Philippines where they lived for completely non sex trafficking related reasons

Die at 46!

El Centro’s heat and air is so oppressive it feels like Hell is a mere 5-10 feel underground when you’re there. It’s like driving to Mars.

There are great people down there but more than any other place I’ve visited, El Centro is a hell on earth that feels like god is rejecting you every second you are there. It’s incredible that is Bovino’s home base.

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Taking out a full page ad to apologize for hurtful remarks I made about the Polish community in Lightbulb Magazine

Not the most pressing concern currently but I’ve noticed there’s a huge resurgence of Kurt Cobain truthers coming out of the woodwork. Must be the uh… “cultural climate”. I will forever hold that this was the proto Gamer Gate. Activated a lot of the worst people.

Moist wistfulness

Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz Having a kid is so cringe.... Yeah here's a guy I made, he doesn't know how to do anything and I pay for all his meals. Hope he wants to watch Solaris with me one day

wint @dril lets see if that Awful Groundhog can predict six weeks of Electro House blaring directly into its shity cage

That wish I made on that monkey’s paw came true and I’m sorry

Thank you!!!

The Englishman Who Went Up A Hill But Came Down A Mountain With Big Naturals

Sticky Fingers (1988) When a friend stashes a bag of drug money in their apartment, a pair of broke NYC musicians start to spend it, running afoul of the Chinese Mafia.

This sent me down a path where I have discovered that Sticky Fingers is on Tubi! From a VHS master! You should watch it, it’s basically proto Broad City.

Was psyched to use Sticky Fingers for Christopher Guest on Cinematrix this morning, but it’s not in their database? Does nobody care about the work of Helen Slater anymore?? Danitra Vance???

And if Europe starts divesting from the US dollar and it tanks, and then the administration stats using that as evidence that crypto is more stable and starts investing public funds in that space… how many months of “some speculate Trump wants to devalue dollar?” headlines will that result in?