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Is this the same job a Edger J Hoover had?

24.02.2026 00:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Aliens Vs Predators

20.02.2026 05:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Don’t you mean the Pedo Files

20.02.2026 05:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He only just learnt that Helicopter gunships exist, sad.

13.02.2026 19:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

How do the wheel chairs get around on a moving deck in the first place?

10.02.2026 04:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Seems reasonable.

05.02.2026 02:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

When saltwater seeps into the crevices and pores in paint and then evaporates, salt crystals are deposited. As these crystals expand, they weaken the steel, breaking it apart and leaving behind numerous cavities called Rust.
I own a boat.

27.01.2026 19:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Funny as fuck.

27.01.2026 08:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Shoot the dingos

26.01.2026 07:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Roberts Offshore 44

21.01.2026 20:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

That’s why I bought a yacht.

21.01.2026 01:07 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Three sheets to the wind!

20.01.2026 22:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Clearly off chops.
A few sandwiches short of a picnic.
Roo’s loose in the top paddock.
Crazier than a mad woman’s shit.
Release the Epstein Files.

20.01.2026 20:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It’s actually a shit photo. That’s why.

12.01.2026 03:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Good effort

09.01.2026 19:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Is that like, circumcised or with full hoody.

19.12.2025 06:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Watch the mushrooms. 🍄

13.12.2025 21:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Nothing wrong with a good ol’ smotting

13.11.2025 02:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

No wind!

21.10.2025 01:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Great short novel. You were always good at those.

10.10.2025 00:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Kegsbreath 😂

05.10.2025 03:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thoughts and prayers for Good O’le USA.

04.10.2025 20:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

No shit, Sherlock!

04.10.2025 20:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He wasn’t a politician, how was he assassinated.

16.09.2025 23:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sunset, moonrise then dawn. Hoist and repeat.

09.09.2025 01:44 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It shows absolute shit photos

07.09.2025 22:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

USA lost that war.

07.09.2025 10:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hand out the Cool Aid, please.

26.08.2025 22:50 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Tuff call.

12.08.2025 21:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The Trump Revolutionary Guard.

12.08.2025 21:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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