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Eric in Crystal πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ (he/him)

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Desperately seeking office employment in mid-Michigan Crystal, MI husband, cat dad SW-1531-0313-1834

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But what that cock do?

02.03.2026 03:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Whoa, that's big!

01.03.2026 18:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

THE movie!

01.03.2026 18:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Twinkie defense

01.03.2026 17:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I know it’s a small thing but consider patronizing a Persian restaurant or bakery this weekend (if you can). Our neighbors are probably feeling afraid…

28.02.2026 21:34 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A cream filled Swissussy ... & cake, too!

27.02.2026 18:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Met and/or exceeded expectations

26.02.2026 23:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

GoΕ‚Δ…bki!

26.02.2026 16:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Or is that what they advise on?

26.02.2026 15:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just bros being bros

25.02.2026 23:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I wonder if it let's you use an Amazon pick up location address.

25.02.2026 21:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We are a few thousand subscribers away from being a bigger print newspaper than the Washington Post.

We are a mere flurry away from humiliating one of the two Big Space Perverts.

Ask not how a Space Pervert can dominate you. Ask how you can dominate a Space Pervert.

Subscribe below.

25.02.2026 16:24 β€” πŸ‘ 7053    πŸ” 1770    πŸ’¬ 113    πŸ“Œ 168
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a man in a white shirt and white pants is holding a ball ALT: a man in a white shirt and white pants is holding a ball

I think Bad Bunny should deliver the SOTU...

In Spanish with English subtitles.

25.02.2026 02:11 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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If my grandmother had wheels

24.02.2026 23:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Raise your hand if you're on vacation

24.02.2026 22:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It is if you do it right!

23.02.2026 03:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It makes me think of the play actor misunderstanding and being upset with an audience member using a captioning device.
BAFTA needed to do more education as part of accommodation that I feel shouldn't involve segregation.
I empathize with all of them, and hope there was a satisfactory resolution.

23.02.2026 02:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This is a PSA for str8 men everywhereβ€”gay men LOVE dick. If you really want insanely awesome sexual experiences, get a gay buddy and work out what is and isn’t on the table.

We’re flexible that way.

22.02.2026 23:05 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

J'ai la mΓͺme anniveraire de Paul Michael Glaser, le 25 mars.

21.02.2026 16:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
BEFORE YOU BUY GIRL SCOUT COOKIES, YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT THEY SUPPORT TRANSGENDER GIRLS AND REJECT DONATIONS FROM ANTI-TRANSGENDER ORGANIZATIONS, AND THEN BUY A COUPLE MORE BOXES 

@liteoal

BEFORE YOU BUY GIRL SCOUT COOKIES, YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT THEY SUPPORT TRANSGENDER GIRLS AND REJECT DONATIONS FROM ANTI-TRANSGENDER ORGANIZATIONS, AND THEN BUY A COUPLE MORE BOXES @liteoal

21.02.2026 12:57 β€” πŸ‘ 63    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Microwave cakes were even easier, I think (hope) they've died off because of quality.

21.02.2026 15:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I didn't see a source for the claim that people don't bake cakes from scratch is why we buy cake mixes, nor do I believe it.
I think it was changing tastes and most importantly it depends on the cake. I bet most angel food cakes come from a mix and Texas sheet cakes don't.

21.02.2026 15:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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wallism.com/us/explore/c...

21.02.2026 01:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Packed with 6 pieces of shit

20.02.2026 23:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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With New Momentum, Republican States Push Broader Limits for Trans Americans

This is why "Let's give in on some of the trans stuff because it'd be a popular compromise and you have to meet people where they are" is not only immoral but politically stupid.

Republicans were never going to stop there. They stop when you stop them.

www.nytimes.com/2026/02/18/u...

19.02.2026 00:11 β€” πŸ‘ 586    πŸ” 171    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 12

Maybe that's what's not working

18.02.2026 22:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Short i, Ip-suh-lanti

18.02.2026 15:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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And Ramadan Mubarak to all my Muslim mates as well

17.02.2026 20:57 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1