Jacqueline Renier

Me: I'm feeling really Sapphic

You: Tell me more 😏

Me: ............... and if
......... [thy]me......
..........................
hands.......... [swan, or possibly an extinct species of gourd]
.........................s

Jorge Luis Borges
Émile Zola
Jean-Patrick Manchette
Pierre Christin
Alan Moore

Putting The Deep in Deep Learning

Haha, bienvenue!

Also, please don’t tell my last BG3 playthrough why I haven’t touched it in a month…

So many other great wizard books out there:

- Merlin triology
- Wizard of Earthsea series
- Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norrell
- Howl's Moving Castle
- Sorcery of Thorns
- Elric of Melniboné series
- A Sorceress Comes to Call
- The Last Unicorn
- Uprooted
- Discworld: Unseen University & Witch series

Somewhat shocked you did not pull a :

"My beginnings are lost in the darkness of the past. I was the warrior, I was good and just. I thundered across the land like the wrath of a just god, but the war years and the killing years have worn down my soul as the wind wears stone into sand."

"Can you explain the gap in your resume?"

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off (the) shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.

Hey, if anyone likes slightly gonzo zombie western novels, I published mine on Kindle finally and you can get it here! a.co/d/fYMDqUf

Oh, you know, I wouldn't complain – I at least didn't have to become Strahd's toy to look forever 20.

They're not that picky – they've enjoyed Ankhtepot's linen wraps before.

Be careful, darling, vanity's an even worst look on you than your cloaks – or your cheekbones, for that matter.

But you're right about being different from peasants. Some of them at least have a chance to escape from serfdom.

Oh, how terrible.
I'm afraid you'll have to get a job and buy better quality cloaks then, so that my darlings can at least feed on something decent.

If you thought Baldur's Gate 3 was good, you're going to love Baldur's Gate: New Vegas!

The epic handshake meme with Cheese on the left arm, fromage on the right one, and brie at the center.

I dare you to guess whether this is IC or OoC.

Brie

OoC: Apologies for this, and making you uncomfortable.
You're right, the "joke" is already going too far.

For my part, I'm putting an end to this thread.

Given your family's tendency to rewrite the family tree every two or three years, we're gonna need to see a birth certificate to believe you, Lyssa darling.

And to be fair, your goth phase with the Illithids does not help your case.

Edward from Twlight wearing a flannel shirt

Here, a Washington accurate version of Edward.

That's it, that's the skeet.

So basically, vampires feeding in Barovia all have a vitamin deficiency?
That explains why @lyssavonz.bsky.social has such a hard time staying awake.

I’m not currently reading Agatha Christie by a crackling fireplace on a snowy day whilst indulging in multiple cups of tea and freshly-baked scones, so no, I’m afraid your email didn’t “find me well”.

Monkey Island 2’s cover, but with LeStrahd instead of LeChuck, and a small Azalin doll.

I don’t know why, but this immediately popped in my mind.

I mean, you were mentioned in the good doctor’s last book, so that’s a start.
All you have to do now is to go by Ltatyana.

OoC: Oh, hadn't seen yours.
Great minds think alike!

French butter, bread and mimolette spread on a table

OoC: I was expecting you.

Kids from Village of the damned, wearing berets and moustaches and carrying a baguette, and chanting "One of us" in French.

Well you can always try to eat the... debris.
👉🐀👉

OoC:
Rule #1: Too much cheese isn't enough cheese.