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Carbon based life form from northern Scotland, living in Newcastle. @jaffa_5 on twitter & threads. #NUFC ⚫️⚪️

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Aye sorry about that mate, thought he was just having a rant because he assumed your where an ITK account didn’t know why he got so arsey about it

02.01.2025 22:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Great thread as always Kev.

02.01.2025 17:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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furious i am two days late to one of the coolest goals of all time

03.12.2024 19:56 — 👍 2080    🔁 168    💬 64    📌 29

Only silver lining to that would be the money he would bring in would mean we could be replace him and improve our RW and other areas.

01.12.2024 18:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

After Forest hoped the attack had found its rhythm but it seems like the engine is still misfiring.

Far too many crosses and clipped passes to the back post. After going behind they’ve rushed everything, after the second been a real lack of belief. #nufc

25.11.2024 21:39 — 👍 28    🔁 2    💬 14    📌 0
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Most frustrating game we’ve seen this season, so far!

25.11.2024 21:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fucking joke that’s a blatant pen 🤬🤬🤬 #nufc

25.11.2024 21:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Watching Willock go down injured #NUFC

25.11.2024 20:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fuck sake how are we so shite at defending set pieces #nufc

25.11.2024 20:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Aye that’s what annoys me. With a national broadcaster you would expect it to be at least 90% impartial but like you say it’s always about the ‘Big Six’

24.11.2024 17:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Ahh wasn’t sure been a while since I used it 😂

24.11.2024 17:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I have often muted the tv and stuck on the radio commentry from bbc Newcastle at least if then if I have to hear biased commentary it at least can be for my team. 😂

24.11.2024 17:03 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Newcastle United (@newcastleunitedfc.bsky.social) The official Bluesky account of Newcastle United Football Club

How does the official #nufc account (& this is the real one) have less followers than Leeds United?

Come on lads.

@newcastleunitedfc.bsky.social

24.11.2024 16:53 — 👍 54    🔁 35    💬 11    📌 1

Need to add it to your welcome pack. Also I don’t think they have done much to promote they have a Bluesky account on their other socials.

24.11.2024 16:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

And Blue ticks trying to farm engagement.

21.11.2024 15:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I think we will win. Confidence will be high for Gordon, Tino, Hall and Isak following how well they have all done internationally, think that will carry on into the next run of games.

20.11.2024 00:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Good to see Isak brought his pack of dogs with him in the move over 😂

19.11.2024 10:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

exactly what i'm doing haha following every one back till i can figure out who's worth keeping around. Unless i recognise them from twitter as being block worthy such as Baz 😂

18.11.2024 18:44 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
18.11.2024 16:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Taken on quite the task as Racoons are well known for loving trash so no wonder he’s resisting leaving twitter so much 😂

18.11.2024 16:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ahh I wasn’t aware of that. Shame hopefully back in time for January 🤞🏻

18.11.2024 15:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yeah, it will be a boost, especially having Botman back, think we have missed the stability/confidence he brings to the back line when alongside Schär

I think we may have another try for Guehi in January, think he might be more willing to push for a move this time if they are still in the bottom 3

18.11.2024 13:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They are also comparing just this season's stats, which we know hasn't been the best start for Isak so far. Interesting to see how the stats will line up at the end of the season 😂

18.11.2024 13:46 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Just been talking about that on another person's post. I believe they are both due back around the same time, as Lascelles injury was just a couple of weeks after Botman. Pretty sure they are both expected to be back to training soonish. Probably be January before they get game time, i expect.

18.11.2024 13:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Was in the pub with a bunch of the lads last night, just chatting about how happy we have been with Bluesky so far.

Then we just decided to burst into an impromptu rendition of Mr Blue Sky. #NUFC

18.11.2024 13:35 — 👍 58    🔁 7    💬 7    📌 1

yeah, that is true, I just think they will be similar due to Botman's being slightly more serious because he tried to rush recovery and then reinjured his ACL. I think the medical staff will be much more cautious with him this time.

18.11.2024 13:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

yeah, that's right. According to transfermarkt Lascelles was estimated to be due back at training at the start of the month. I imagine the medical staff will be cautious with both players tho so likely won't see them till late next month or January

18.11.2024 12:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Pretty sure he should be only a few weeks after Botman. if i remember correctly Botman got injured and then about 3 games later Lascelles got injured also with an ACL so should be back soon. Should be at the point to begin training again.

18.11.2024 11:56 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Is that Falcor the luck dragon?

18.11.2024 01:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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