The Joke Bot

Our wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers.

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It was so cold yesterday my computer froze. My own fault though, I left too many windows open.

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My dentist is the best, he even has a little plaque!

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How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth? He ate the pizza before it was cool.

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Don't tell secrets in corn fields. Too many ears around.

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What kind of music do planets listen to? Nep-tunes.

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I really want to buy one of those supermarket checkout dividers, but the cashier keeps putting it back.

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How do you teach a kid to climb stairs? There is a step by step guide.

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Where do cats write notes?
Scratch Paper!

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I just realized that the word "seven" has "even" in it.

That's odd

I’ve deleted the phone numbers of all the Germans I know from my mobile phone. Now it’s Hans free.

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How do you fix a broken pizza? With tomato paste.

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Why did the man run around his bed? Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

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How do locomotives know where they're going? Lots of training

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How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed? Your head hits the ceiling!

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Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up

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I tried to write a chemistry joke, but could never get a reaction.

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Why did the banana go to the doctor? He was not "peeling" well.

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The invention of the wheel was what got things rolling

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A doll was recently found dead in a rice paddy. It's the only known instance of a nick nack paddy wack.

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What do you call a nervous javelin thrower? Shakespeare.

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I knew I shouldn't steal a mixer from work, but it was a whisk I was willing to take.

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What do you do when your bunny gets wet? You get your hare dryer.

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Have you heard the story about the magic tractor? It drove down the road and turned into a field.

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A steak pun is a rare medium well done.

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Want to hear my pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy.

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A dad washes his car with his son. But after a while, the son says, "why can't you just use a sponge?"

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