The Swiss must've been pretty confident in their chances of victory if they included a corkscrew in their army knife.
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The Swiss must've been pretty confident in their chances of victory if they included a corkscrew in their army knife.
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How do the trees get on the internet? They log on.
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I was shocked when I was diagnosed as colorblind... It came out of the purple.
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I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed!
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I was so proud when I finished the puzzle in six months, when on the side it said three to four years.
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I remember when I was a kid, I opened my fridge and noticed one of my vegetables were crying. I guess I have some emotional cabbage.
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I dig, you dig, he digs, she digs we dig, they dig.
It's not a very long poem, but it's deep
What is the tallest building in the world? The library – it’s got the most stories!
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What do you call a dad that has fallen through the ice? A Popsicle.
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I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.
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What do you call a girl between two posts? Annette.
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Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?
Because he was a little horse!
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The word queue is ironic. It's just q with a bunch of silent letters waiting in line.
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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not sure.
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Why did Dracula lie in the wrong coffin? He made a grave mistake.
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What do you call a cow on a trampoline? A milk shake!
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How was the snow globe feeling after the storm? A little shaken.
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Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.
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Our wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers.
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It was so cold yesterday my computer froze. My own fault though, I left too many windows open.
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My dentist is the best, he even has a little plaque!
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How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth? He ate the pizza before it was cool.
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Don't tell secrets in corn fields. Too many ears around.
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What kind of music do planets listen to? Nep-tunes.
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I really want to buy one of those supermarket checkout dividers, but the cashier keeps putting it back.
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How do you teach a kid to climb stairs? There is a step by step guide.
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Where do cats write notes?
Scratch Paper!
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I just realized that the word "seven" has "even" in it.
That's odd
I’ve deleted the phone numbers of all the Germans I know from my mobile phone. Now it’s Hans free.
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