Overheard: “I thought this TV do something fun. This TV don’t do nothin fun. Where is that Popeyes anyway? Is it close by here? Girl is that yo baby? He’s got your whole face! Who must be yo daddy? Love that chicken from Popeyes! I ain’t going nowhere. Where them keys at? I’m just sayin a 5-piece” 🎶
28.04.2025 16:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
@jhspedals.bsky.social hear me out?
THE GLASTONBURY: You know that thing when you
play 7 nation army and the crowd sings along with the riff? At festivals the people sing the instrumentals, too. It simulates a crowd singing along with your guitar.
Knobs: CROWD, HI PART (Ladies), LO PART (Men), MIX
06.03.2025 00:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
My buddy has a pretty unique name, but all his socials are weird name variations with his middle initial or last name first. Weird. Turns out he has his actual “firstlast” handle for most of them, but his kids like to change his passwords and lock him out of stuff. I’m going to steal his #bluesky…
05.03.2025 15:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Mere #Exposure Effect: The more I see Jeff eat donuts, the more I want one.
Planning #Fallacy: I’ll just have one donut. (He doesn't have just one.)
Bandwagon Effect: Jeff wasn’t eating a donut, but now that we all are…
Confirmation #Bias: I think Jeff is eating a donut, and I can prove it. [4/4]
24.02.2025 18:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Illusory Correlation: Every time I see Jeff, he’s eating a donut. Therefore, Jeff is always eating donuts.
False #Consensus Effect: Everyone loves #donuts, so Jeff must eat them for the same reasons I do.
Spotlight Effect: Jeff thinks people are judging his #donut intake. We are. #psychology [3/4]
24.02.2025 18:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Halo Effect: Jeff is charming, so I assume he’s healthy — despite the box of #donuts.
Baader-Meinhof Phenomenon: Ever since Jeff mentioned donuts, they’re everywhere.
Sunk Cost Fallacy: I already ate two donuts… might as well finish the box. #psychology #haloeffect #sunkcostfallacy [2/4]
24.02.2025 18:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
#Donuts and #Psychology
Benjamin Franklin Effect: Jeff buys me a donut, and now he likes me more.
Self-Serving Bias: My dozen donuts? A cheat day. Jeff’s? A poor lifestyle choice.
Fundamental Attribution Error: If I like Jeff, genetics made him chubby. If I don’t, it’s all those donuts. [1/4]
24.02.2025 18:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Laser, you’re a dog
Make a big bark
Chasing sticks outside
Gonna catch that dang squirrel one day
You got a fuzzy snout
Out, about
Kickin those cats all off of the couch, howling…
We will, we will, walk you!
We will, we will, walk you!
23.02.2025 19:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A well-trained classical pianist should be able to consistently type very well...but a jazz pianist: M@ybe t#ey shdoul b albe to tpye wht@ever teh hcek t3y wnat 2...y’know, as long as it swings? 🎶
23.02.2025 19:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
“Girl You Wish You Hadn't Started a Conversation With at a Party”
— @saturdaynightlive.bsky.social
I swapped Cecily and Seth with pictures of my valentine and me!
11.02.2025 23:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Today I learned my favorite Sunday school song goes:
“Hide it under a bushel? No! I’m gonna let it shine…”
And not:
“Hide it under a bush? HELL NO! I’m gonna let it shine.”
I’d like to apologize to all the concerned vacation bible school volunteers for swearing in church for the last 45 years.
09.02.2025 22:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
2023, Super 8 Motel, Abilene TX
C: Why would someone steal the door sign off room number four hundred and twenty?
Me: That’s how much baby elephants weigh.
🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘
2025, Our house
C: Dad…baby elephants don’t weigh 420 pounds.
09.02.2025 18:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Drank a vodka margarita last night at Chili’s. #thanksdonald
03.02.2025 13:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Eddie Vedder vs. Eddie Bauer
Made flannel shirts popular vs.
Made popular flannel shirts
Wore real doc martens that england created vs.
Made fake doc martens that all the kids hated
Please don’t go out on me vs.
Please don’t gore-tex on me
@pearljamfc.bsky.social @jeffamentsarmy.bsky.social
31.01.2025 18:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Eddie Vedder vs. Eddie Bauer
Beef with Ticketmaster vs.
Beef with Patagonia
Famous for two shows in Argentina vs.
Famous for fleece coats like Columbia
Created the better man vs.
Created the better down jacket
Join the resistance vs.
Wrinkle resistance
Not for you vs.
Buy one, get one half off
31.01.2025 18:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Eddie Vedder vs. Eddie Bauer
TEN vs. TEN(T)
Elderly Woman Behind The Counter In A Small Town vs.
Middle-Aged Woman Behind The Counter In A Suburb
He’s actually from California
They’re actually based in Seattle
Corduroy—Live on Two Legs vs.
Corduroys—Worn on Two Legs
@pearljamonline.bsky.social
31.01.2025 18:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
This is a truck that says "AAA Batteries Delivered and Installed." The joke is that the American Automobile Association does have a battery service, but the more common form for the term AAA Batteries is for small batteries that are similar to AA and go in a remote control. I am hilarious.
"AAA Batteries Delivered and Installed..." — My Amazon Fire TV remote is super excited about this truck. @firetv.bsky.social #aaa
28.01.2025 22:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
YouTube video by Filthy Rich, Texas
The First Five Minutes (of The @TODAY Show) Original Song: Rich Williams w/ Travis & Tyler Jaquess
The First Five Minutes (of The @TODAY Show) Original Song: Rich Williams w/ Travis & Tyler Jaquess
youtu.be/1OZgUzxAtWU
27.01.2025 03:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
An original song about #craigmelvin and @savannahguthrie.bsky.social because I love #today on @nbcnews.com
The first five minutes with Craig and Savannah
My coffee for TODAY on the couch with Johanna
Gonna grab my guitar maybe play the piano
While I knows if it snows in Gary, Indiana…yeah!
27.01.2025 03:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
Hello again!
31.08.2023 01:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
@richwilliams.bsky.social Hello!
31.08.2023 01:25 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
